simmy✨

ur on ur own, kid

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Master Flip | Phillip Feliz 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

David Stearns

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

dodgers threepeat ig

[george @LoveTheseMets]

Steve Cohen reopening this app and realizing that message he sent was actually a tweet

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

i couldn’t even think of something to say. wtf

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Mets Batflip @metsbatflip1]

Mets Prayer Circle🙏

🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
Kyle Tucker
🕯️ TAKES the 🕯️
Mets offer
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

@StevenACohen2 bruh

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

WHAAAAAAT

[Steven Cohen @StevenACohen2]

Let me know when you see smoke

[Steven Cohen @StevenACohen2]

Let me know when you see smoke

[dianna @runwildkian]

FUCK THE METS

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

I can’t do this anymore.

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

Lizzie McGuire doing all that on her 8th grade senior trip is a little nuts ngl

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

Sigh.

[dianna @runwildkian]

this song is about citi field btw

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

I actually cannot believe a kid wrote the sentence, “he was rizzing her up that’s why” on a submitted essay.

Actually, I can. Still.

[Keo @GetawayKeo]

Oh taylor please come back to us…

[simmy✨ @readingandoreos]

Taylor would’ve hated y’all as students in her English classes btw