Jonathan

Sometimes I retweet funny things.

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@jennmint My favorites were always the Chocolate Vanilla Crème, but the S’mores were a close second. I really liked the chocolate pastry

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@cherdelaware

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@mitch_fretton I’m convinced all these people saying Leão have never watched him play. He’s not good enough for the premier league.

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@cherdelaware

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Today should be a National Holiday. 17 years later and people STILL can’t handle the equation.
Chances of forgetting it? 0%.
Chances of it living forever? 141 2/3%.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer.”

40 years later: “What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?”

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@cherdelaware

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

This impression is fucking insane

[@Ima 🇺🇸💙🔬🔭 @imatweet25]

@AesPolitics1

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@MrSantiZap He’s going there to look for “A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@2sweetdad @SeanRossSapp Tiffany Stratton uses it quite a bit. Always nice to see something look so devastating

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@couz206 @SeanRossSapp This feels like a small part of Bayley’s moveset. She’s been pretty fluid with these lately.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In the last few days Elon
-Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help
-Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help
-Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie
-Suggested bombing Mexico
-Suggested women can never be qualified to be pilots
-Called Tom Hanks a pedophile
-Followed a 17 year old girl
-Said journalists who criticize him should be imprisoned
-Believed a TikTok sketch was real
-Believed a picture from The Dark Knight Rises was real life

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@SeanRossSapp I’m almost certain Vince gave Charlotte the Hogan contract before his deeds done him in. There isn’t any other way she goes straight to a title shot without any other build when the women’s division hasn’t missed her at all.

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

ENIC OUT - #ENICout
Daniel Levy OUT - #LevyOut
Johan Lange OUT - #LangeOut
Scott Munn OUT - #MunnOut

❤️ LIKE & 🔄 REPOST - pass it on! Get them trending!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

So… all men are trans men?

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@cherdelaware

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

“Don’t worry, I’M not eating McDonald’s, I’m feeding it to my brainworm.”

[Jonathan @readingramboed]

@Allison0256 This is the worse timeline, again