MJ

all panic, no disco

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

all i do is panic about my future, eat, sleep, eat a snack, panic about my future, sleep, eat again and then panic some more

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[MJ @readlikemj]

im so SO done with this press and hold trend why do i have to see hideous photos every time i log in here PLS MAKE IT STOP

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

As a neurodivergent, my biggest mistake was assuming everyone wants to know the truth.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

we really used to have a comment section on here i still scroll out of habit just to be disappointed

[bambi ⋆˚꩜｡ @verryfawn]

Search bar doesn’t work correctly, retweets and tweets separated on profile, app will hide you if you don’t pay for a blue checkmark, tweet limit gets shorter every week…This app is just useless.

[MJ @readlikemj]

every new twitter update is somehow worse than the previous one

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter/X has updated photos to display in a slideshow format.

Multiple photos were previously cropped to fit either a square or rectangular shape. They now use their original size.

[💜ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓘⓒ💗 @solarastar]

us chronic retweeters have suffered a tremendous loss

[e @spngbwb]

why am i grieving all over again i thought i got past this stage

[$ @jxtsummer]

life is currently teaching me to be as selfish as everyone else

[Ilhan Niaz @IlhanNiaz]

There are folks in Islamabad with 10 million rupee cars who are about to drop 10,000 per head on a meal but they will fight the parking coupon guy to the death to avoid paying 50-100 rupees (15-33 US cents).

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

why is corbin only normal when it pertains to melanie lmfao

[MJ @readlikemj]

the only time Corbin showed any emotion was when he was coupled up with Melanie
#LoveIslandUSA

[camryn 🪽🪩 @tpwkcamryn]

can i say something real quick…

[em @embbyg]

love island producers have such a talent for finding unwell people

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

all I know is that corporate careers do not like introverts.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[solé @layxsnv]

Me on social media right after every episode reading everyone’s thoughts & opinions

[MJ @readlikemj]

@veespasms yeah he's a meanie who is more concerned about optics for winning than his partner

[val @novainest]

reminder that zoey deutch is a vile zionist