Paul

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[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

NUTTERS. Now is the perfect time to get your Wills & Kate tattoo if you want to appear as filler on TV coverage of the wedding. @Psythor

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

Lokt funem? funex? lfmnx. cutbacks typing out of sofa? that had already been through anecdotes! — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet

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thetimes.co.uk paywall is down - quick, gorge yourselves on free articles!

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If The Stone Roses reunite I will eat my beanie hat, but would be very pleased to do so.

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@thepoke Kerry Kat On A Hot Tin Roof #workingclassfilms

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#middleclassfilms Buy-To-Let The Right One In

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FarmVille (remember that?) and the Sunk Cost Fallacy http://bit.ly/h5UG71

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@Herring1967 you could make a tidy profit by putting £20 on Richard Herring each way

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

#6wordfilmplots Austrian mercenary gets to the chopper.

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If you scratch the surface it becomes apparent that #StartUpBritain is dog turd. Set about fixing the lack of UK seed funding instead, Dave.

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

@charltonbrooker I think you mean 'farticles'

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Just a few more hours to enjoy my IPad 1 until it becomes embarrassing ancient tech that only an idiot would have. #stillsmugfornow

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

@qikipedia 10-11-9, seems Hal and I are alike...

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

Will the FA dock points from QPR? Could open up the Championship nicely! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/q/qpr/9420413.stm

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

Something tells me the Tchenguizes are just the tip of the Iceland iceberg.

[Alex Stolz @alexstolz1]

check out my new post - developing your audience online: a guide for filmmakers http://bit.ly/e33mWu

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

@ktln80 4.

[Paul @readpaulstweets]

@SethMacFarlane and @CraigGrannell - separated at birth?