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EXCLUSIVE: Prince Andrew QUITS Royal Family To Move To CAMBODIA! #PrinceAndrew #RoyalFamily #Satire #Cambodia #Comedy https://t.co/VKZhO4Z6Gu

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EXCLUSIVE: ‘CEX Building a Culture of Weirdos and Misfits’ #CEX #Weirdos #Misfits #StarWars #Satire #TheNoos #TheShame https://t.co/qB0NzfMcTK

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If you’re a #Comedian #Actor or #Performer, Fun Clamp Productions want to hear from you. Get in touch today with your showreel and/or CV!

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@Nick_Pettigrew Bit much Nick, condoning spitting, isn’t it?

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#RolfHarris Celebrates Underage Sex Case Acquittal by Opening Orphanage in Hometown: https://t.co/FRmuVk8teA

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Disgraced #ISISbride Launches #CrowdFunding Campaign to Form New Terrorist Group: https://t.co/kqfD2ODrSP #ShamimaBegum #WeveOnlyJustBegum #ShamimaSIS

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Disgraced #ISISbride Launches #CrowdFunding Campaign to Form New Terrorist Group: https://t.co/kqfD2ODrSP #ShamimaBegum #WeveOnlyJustBegum #ShamimaSIS

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BREXIT #NEWS: Foreign Alcoholic Drinks To Be #BANNED in #PostBrexit UK: https://t.co/ylRY9JwnGm #BrexitFallout #Wetherspoons #ItsJustNotRight

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Join The Noos’ Campaign and ‘Stop Making Stupid People Famous!’ https://t.co/LQGYG7Blas #GemmaCollins #TheGc #StopMakingStupidPeopleFamous

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Pardoned #LauraPlummer ‘Forced to Dress Like #LittleBritain’s Vicky Pollard’ Every Day Whilst in #Egyptian Jail: https://t.co/ZdeZmZknXf

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@SamTHarperDJ For argument sake its a #Toto song called ‘I won’t hold you back’ and @stevelukather’s lyric is ‘If I had another chance tonight, I’d try and tell you that the things we had were right.’

And I didn’t need to Google it. I’m a hardcore #Toto fan. 👌🏽

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Primark To #Celebrate #BREXIT By Selling ‘Cor-Blimey Trousers’ to Teens: https://t.co/1BjEdEVuLT #Satire #UKNews #CorBlimeyTrousers

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Some very talented peeps involved in this, support #IndieFilm if you do nothing else this year #MidnightCourtandOtherAislings #Shortfilm #Irish #Storytelling

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The latest The Daily #Wine Compass! https://t.co/gp9VmY9Bep Thanks to @readthenoos @RockyLhotka @LocalitesOKC #wine #beer

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@lovedbyparents Apparently so?!!

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#Mums Stockpiling #Wine Ahead of #Brexit Doomsday: https://t.co/aygvM2e5bS #Satire #UKNews #News #ParentingNews

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#NewProfilePic, a new Twitter handle a lot of new Noos coming your way shortly - from the people who brought you #TheShameNonsenseNews #Satire #CelebrityNews

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New @the_shame articles coming tomorrow!

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Man Cashes in Over 10 Years of Nectar Points For Sandwich Meal Deal #Nectar #Brexit #Satire https://t.co/5rjPEtH1rQ

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Man Cashes in Over 10 Years of Nectar Points For A Sandwich Meal Deal #Nectar #Satire #Brexit https://t.co/kqB8laqYxE