tl;dr on cs2

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[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

We're bringing the TLDR magazine BACK for the IEM Cologne Major. 🏆

If you're attending what's shaping up to be the biggest Major yet, come and say hello to get your very own copy. 👋

We promise you won't regret it.😉

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

.@Boombl4CS speaks on BetBoom's qualification to the second stage of the Major after a dominant 2-0 against GamerLegion 👇

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Are Gaimin Gladiators🇧🇷 the worst team in Major history?

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@RazedEsport Can't tell if impressive for Fer or embarrassing for his 4 teammates

[Team Vitality CS @TeamVitalityCS]

Aim for the top Eat up the competition

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Ultimate is BAD, Broky is WASHED, and Aurora MIGHT be going international after the Major if rumours are to be believed.

So what should kl1m's next move be?🤔

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

@CS2News_EN Will Inner Circle even exist by the time he can play pro CS

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Gaimin Gladiators waking up today ready for an 0-3 disasterclass

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https://t.co/BzEjCbAmk8

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We'd ask you to name a duo more iconic than Asian teams and upsets at the Major. But you just can't.

If you feel like backing the traditional Major upset narrative we all know and love, sign-up to @RazedEsport and play now 👇

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Not going well for the unction.

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

The good news is that you haven't lost to a good opponent yet.

The bad news is that you lost to Liquid.

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Source tells me our pick'ems are stable.

Please god.

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Consider your pick'ems f*cked

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

@pattrick_36 @novahdesign

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

Sorry Australia, we really don't think you'll be f-cking anyone's pickems this time around

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

We spoke with @heroicgg's captain @Chr1zN before their start at the Major 🏆

The young Danish IGL talks about rebuilding the system early in the year, and how they aim to bounce back at Colgone 🇩🇪

https://t.co/emOHlOjhxe

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

@quacke69 @THREAT_CS @NIPCS @Forester_cs @chankyftw @AwaykeNCS @InfurityGG @Maikocs_ @bushidowildcats @1puuha @HAVUgaming Forester used to be so tuff...

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

We don’t typically recommend watching any podcast other than Overtime on Inferno

But this one’s pretty good

[KingT @KingTCSGO]

Finally, a Pickem!

On This Week's Retake:

- @quacke69 gets screwed over by a dodgy company.

- @readtldr make a magazine using our ramblings

- @KingTCSGO makes a pact with the devil and picks @TeamLiquid

- @aidKiT_CS makes the only real transfer move we could find!

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

The koalas are doomed 💀💀💀

[FlyQuest CS @FlyQuestCS]

Project Koalafication returns for the @IEM Cologne Major 🐨

For every:

🇦🇺 Aussie map win
🔫 FlyQuest pistol round win
🐝 @TeamVitalityCS map loss

We’ll be saving koalas throughout the Major!

[tl;dr on cs2 @readtldr]

@heroicgg Instructions unclear

Already de-ranked twice in one day