Kalei Cypert

I will fight for an Oxford comma

[enraged. @shelovestoreaad]

That's why Rory Gilmore choose Yale.

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth

[JameS, J.D. @KxngJam3s]

Someone edited Star Wars clips with Cardi B sound effects and it is legit the funniest shit I ever seen

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

This happened to me in college and.. that’s exactly what I did

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

@ElisahMarie @theprincedylan “No one lives rent free in my mind anymore” SO GOOD. SO PROUD. SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

@_holymackerell Take me with you

[scottie. @byscottieo]

the mask. goes. over. your. nose.

[🦋 @TheNayaJ]

Y’all need to accept that this has to be a chill summer. It’s a whole ass pandemic like relax.

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

These are my current reads. Black women telling stories. STRONG BLACK FEMALE LEADS. One is fiction, one is not. One is fantasy, one is essays. But they share the common thread of black female authors telling their story. And I’m here to listen and learn.

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

Excuse me, but there is not enough room for “royal deep azure with flecks of gold" on this form that asks for my eye color
No, I will NOT just write "blue."
Who do you think I am? A supporting character?

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

@JaleyNetherton I love you so much😂😂

[trish @ultragloss]

when the jonas brothers said “ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater” they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea levels at alarming rates. in this essay i will

[PASTOR BLUNTAROUND @SINice]

Guards: “he ain’t going nowhere, we’ll come back and check his tomb in a couple days”

Jesus:

[kemi @kemimarie]

I’m not broke. I’m responsible broke. As in, my bills are paid, our refrigerator is full, we had some leisure activities, our hair and eyebrows are done, and I put some hundreds in the savings. So if you ask me, I’m broke. But just know, I’m responsible broke.

[dee. @harrymoonchild]

Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter

[Kalei Cypert @readwithme_kc]

@j_travis95 So thankful for where you are in life now!!! PROUD OF YOU MY LIL TEXAN