jessica the jellyfish

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

she would be so proud of her

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

an apology without improvement is manipulation. read it again. and again and again.

[Trinity @Trinitymindfull]

Don’t be sorry, be better.

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

looking at a hamper full of laundry to put away makes me physically ill

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

@claire_nkotb715 it passed the vibe check for sure

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

this is your sign to spend your honeymoon budget on a trip with your bestie and buy a hat and glasses your fiancé would have roasted you for wearing

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

she was bein too real

[༺༻ @fvzzii]

He don’t got a single song where he need to be doing this😭😭

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

If Your Man Sleep On His Stomach Get Rid Of Him .. Dont No Grown Ass Man Sleep On His Stomach.. How TF You Supposed To Protect The House With Your Ass In The Air 😂😂😂😂

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

watching wedding crashers thinking of my client that told me i look like Owen Wilson❤️❤️

he told me i should take it as a compliment

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

being mysterious is overrated, i personally prefer to be annoying

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

i have honestly never related to anything less

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

“you wanna come with me to-“

YESSSS I DOOO pass me my crocs

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

the judges on great british baking show when they give the contestants a recipe with little to no instruction and it doesn’t come out absolutely perfect

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

@_iamkitana my mom is a sagittarius tho let me stop being disrespectful. she is a perfect angel

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

absolutely the fuck not. please God no.

[bae. @_iamkitana]

Every Leo needs a Sagittarius in their life. 🫠

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

@_iamkitana girl. last sagittarius i dated literally ruined my life😭😭😭

[jessica the jellyfish @ready4thejelly]

me to my plate of pizza rolls when they were only in the microwave for sixty seconds

[Jonte @flaviler]

my kid gon be mad af when i name him nevalackin alwaysstacking pistolpackin