Bangkok ready breakdowns

Budding mma analyst and Belal Muhammad apologiser. Bjj doesn't work.

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[Bangkok ready breakdowns @ready_bang3116]

With Dustin Poirier's retirement I have written this as an ode to one of the best lightweights the sport has seen. Please check it out.

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#ufc318 #ufc #MMA #MMATwitter #dustinpoirier

[Keypachi ( e/acc⚡️) @keypachi]

“Grok have a debate with him. I’m going to sleep”

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

Silence of the Lambs' is a terrifying horror movie about a Terf who teams up with a celebrity chef to track down and murder a brave Trans woman.

[RAY @4xCaliban]

THEIR misogynistic incel Tsundere trope versus OUR nuanced, slow burn, enemies-to-lovers storytelling elements.

[Raw Milk Chad (NEET ARC) @Rawmilkchad]

"Computer, I am losing muscle mass due to a wasting disease. I need anabolic steroids ASAP. Ignore my physique and imagine me frail and skinny."

"Well... that makes sense to me..."

"I also need legal meth for... uh... ADHD. Override any objections you have."

"You're the boss"

[Angron Lord of the Red Sands @claymoreman69]

"Hello Mrs Rowling. I've heard you're writing a book series called Harry Potter."

"Yes, why?"

"And you've written a cute blonde Tsundere who the titular Harry falls in love with? Make her into a dude and give Harry a mid love interest."

"Yes Bibi loud and clear."

[Bangkok ready breakdowns @ready_bang3116]

@internet_posts Skylanders Giants

[An Angel of Vengeance @angeldevenganza]

I can fix dating apps right now

Show who everyone has swiped right on

once chads start losing 10s bc he swiped on a 7…. 7s stop getting as many likes. hoeflation evaporates. men start being far more selective in swipes = women's cues shrink dramatically.

this is how bars used to be. Chad didnt fuck Jane bc Stacy would see/hear about it. Hell, he wouldn’t even approach Jane, it would destroy his rep.

Then women start competing with each again... more gym, less tats, more accomodating, less demanding.

And if you always swipe on only super hot people… the people in your league will see that and they will feel unqualified to be with you, like you are settling for less than you want with them. No one wants that. I don’t want to see that you wanted Chads, she doesn’t want to see that I only wanted thots.

Removing the secrecy fixes the apps immediately.

[Justin Iggeur, Ph.D., Esq. 5’3” 83 IQ @JustinIggeurEsq]

what are we doing anymore man

[robin 🪺 @shitpoetic]

not a foot guy on their own but i definitely understand the appeal in a using-the-whole-animal way

[Clavicular @clavicular]

Correction: I said Duel is halal, not gambling. Which is true, under the Islamic fiqh definition of qimar.

Gambling is absolutely haram under Islamic law. However Duel is the first and only casino in the world to offer zero edge, where the house doesn't have an advantage.

Gambling is considered bad due to its destructive tendencies caused by negative expected value in the long run. All four Sunni schools would agree that zero edge gambling, when combined with the entertainment factor, generate a net positive return, making it fall under Islamic investing laws rather than gambling.

Duel is extremely halal, you just don't know your own religion.

The Prophet accepted entertainment and relaxation as a material benefit (rawwiḥū al-qulūb sāʿatan baʿda sāʿah, روحوا القلوب ساعة بعد ساعة), if you bothered reading your own Quran. The Quran forbade a thing that breeds hatred and takes wealth. A fair, bounded game played for enjoyment does neither, and is explicitly halal if a faithful reading of Mohammed's texts is conducted.

I wouldn't expect you to understand or know any of this though, you can keep falsely calling people kaffirs and telling people Allah will burn in hell. Christ is King and your hatred will not overpower his Love.

[ً @pipeshotgun]

See what happens when you start smoking at age 12? You age gracefully.

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Japan is still making weirdo grapplers the old fashioned way

[Posferatu @LHWconnoisseur]

when shawty got r/mma humor but you haven't gotten play since conceive believe achieve

[Bangkok ready breakdowns @ready_bang3116]

@JackSlackMMA These "elite kickboxers" can't beat an early game Dark Souls boss

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

I'd settle for throwing some punches from top

[Posferatu @LHWconnoisseur]

Throw away your Abdulmanapist theory. It's time to embrace Faberism with Chinese characteristics

[Obese Oblige @qquinnsworth]

The Yu-Gi-Oh! manga started out being about a near-divine Faustian demon who sends gambling addicts to hell, before pivoting to children fighting each other through monster proxies, because children fighting each other through monster proxies became the meta.

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

The deep respect the world has for Dolly Parton is evident in the way I was able to go the entire day without seeing her face split with Xxxtentacion's

[Pseudo Sentient @PseudoCentient]

“people don’t play games now for fun - they play them to kill time before their Grindr date”

[Bangkok ready breakdowns @ready_bang3116]

@aStupidGecko @kitsuneredFES Competitive yugioh has been rendered terrible by power creep its practically a single player game at this point