Eddie Blackwell

The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. --Mark Twain

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New Year’s Resolution

Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.

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He’s really enjoying this movie.

Let’s have his mom enter the room in the middle of the sex scene.

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@ArcainiLuke That sounds about right.

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@baiileeyyyy I mean, waking up for another day is pretty good too.

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Siri be hearing everything but “Hey, Siri.”

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Aaron Nola is just the white Taijuan Walker.

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I will never understand why the Phillies chose Nola over Ranger…

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@CeraGibson Thank you!
Beautifully said!

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If you’re an MLB pitcher and you wear glasses, I feel like you should never miss the strike zone.

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Trea.
Give LASIK a visit.

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Bryce Harper.
Buddy.
Please stop swinging at pitches over your toes.

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What if all the Phillies had to do was go to the eye doctor?

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Everything the Nationals are doing, we all wish the Phillies could do.
But god forbid they put the bat on the ball.

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Always love when I’m patiently waiting and then, what I’m waiting for, asks me if I’m ready.

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At breakfast.
Guy next to me orders bacon.
Doesn’t eat it.
In this economy!?

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Love filming overseas.
Specifically eating.
Real, unprocessed food. 😮‍💨🤌🏾

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Note to self: spend some time in Zurich.

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Why are all bar stools ready to break on you?

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There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Person making my hot chocolate: Do you want whipped cream?

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Hall of Fame QB Dan Marino has a BASEBALL card?! 🤯

Unreal boardroom footage has JUST surfaced from the dream advertising pitch that made him the first two-sport star 🍿👀

You can find Dan Marino autographed Kansas City Royals cards in 2025 Bowman Draft, available today!

[Topps @Topps]

Hall of Fame QB Dan Marino has a BASEBALL card?! 🤯

Unreal boardroom footage has JUST surfaced from the dream advertising pitch that made him the first two-sport star 🍿👀

You can find Dan Marino autographed Kansas City Royals cards in 2025 Bowman Draft, available today!