Edson Martinez 

Tech Geek, Apple Technician, Documentary Watcher.

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

I just really want some Honey Nut Cheerios right now.

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

"Ayyyy lmfao"

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

I'm just getting over a cold, I sprained my ankle this morning and my car started making a weird noise today as well. Happy Monday. 😄🙌

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

I'm about 2 or 3 life hacks away from being a successful adult I can feel it.

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

I don't know what kyle just cooked but it smells so gross and the smell is trapped in the house, I can't sleep here tonight 😷 😷

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Meet @GreggHoush, The Real-Life Hacker Behind The Character On 'House of Cards' http://t.co/V7gBcV76LD

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

Kyle just admitted that he watches Pretty Little Liars.

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

Going to a legitimate old school Barber today to get a hair cut & an old fashioned shave. This guy is supposed to be the best in the game.

[Chorizo @tupactopus]

i have a tribal tattoo homie im pretty sure i know how 2 fight

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

It's harder to tell when a woman is a douche bag because they can't grow soul patches.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP http://t.co/XZWLVoIQ15

[Mr. Tim @__Mr_Tim__]

So my call of duty clan is officially ranked 44 in the world. Hit me up ladies...

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Just as Brazilian Senators did, EU Parliament members wear a Snowden mask to show solidarity via @ggreenwald

[The Tech Block @thetechblock]

The inventor of the World Wide Web says we need a bill of rights for the Internet http://t.co/6sVpgl9GJS

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

You know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My wife made fun of my pouch today. I, in turn, scraped the decal that represents her off the rear windshield of our Silverado.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Intelligence is marked by the amount of tabs you have open in your browser

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

The ending to True Detective was PHENOMENAL.