readyplayerjones

I love video games more than I love social networking. But I'm working on that. Thanks for your patience. You can catch me on Twitch being myself.

[readyplayerjones @readyplayerj1s]

65 million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the skateparks.

#jurassicshred #skateparks #auburnny #dinodecks #dinosaursofinstagram #thingstodoinupstateny #bdaypresentfromnephew #terryblacksbbq #reallymissbbq @ Auburn, New York https://t.co/m8h8VDRmmG

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Just posted a photo @ Auburn, New York https://t.co/PuE80Ifn18

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Just posted a photo @ Auburn, New York https://t.co/tVWFs99QwJ

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Just posted a photo @ Barton Creek Greenbelt https://t.co/24HUxTZoXc

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A testicle with eyes...

#starwars
#wyyyschokk
#animalplanet
#spider
#why

#twitchstreamer #twitch #gaming #oldforagamer #nokidstho #supportsmallstreamers @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/wHsK1mh8pF

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Just posted a video @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/UVlvIBd7Pf

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Don’t forget about your nails! It’s the little things...💅🏻🔨

#warzone #nailgun #backtoback #imajerk #twitchstreamer #gaming #nailsdid #thelittlethings @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/aQYDzgq3U9

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Just posted a video @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/pPUp6SQs5Z

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Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/wRkRLw1bRb

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Are there perks to working in a used books/media store?

What do you think, civilian!?

#retail #lovemaking #gaming #intellivision #nintendo #smashbros #twitchstreamer #supportsmallstreamers #retrogames #gamer #romance https://t.co/ATKCMGlqGa

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The perfect lunch break doesn’t exi-

@homeslicepizza

#ieatinmycar #igameinmycar #gaming #twitchstreamer #twitch #nintendo #switch #lunchoftheday #pizzaofinstagram #supportsmallstreamers @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/x6omyDlpaI

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Just posted a video @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/hybp4VmQ7D

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Boo! The real Halloween scares come from butts. Prove me wrong.

#deadbydaylight #twitchstreamer #fartsofinstagram #supportoldstreamers #itsmellssobad @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/XjY0tp7qSZ

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Well shit. I just found out why I’ve been feeling lousy for the last couple months.

Can anyone recommend something new I can use to thicken up my milk?

#expired #freshpow #summerneeds #texasheat #milkrecipes… https://t.co/aYvjspKQOf

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People complaining about masks aren’t doin it right.

#backtowork #sorrynotsorry #salaminotsorry #covidhacks #salamiofinstagram #worklifebalance

#covid #masks #coronavirus #lifehacks #lifeprotips #salami… https://t.co/EwqdkCP6ps

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I don’t always cook, cause I’m too busy being old at video games. But when I do, I try to make it count: breakfast burger.

Cheeseburger: +8 power
Guacamole: +5 stealth
Bacon: +6 stamina
Fried egg: +12 cholesterol… https://t.co/T8uQ4EIKw3

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I like games of all sizes. The first thing I’m gonna do after I win the big money is pay off a Columbia House CDs debt I have from 1997.

Then I’ll buy a truck full of spaghetti.

#winningupdatestofollow #bigticket… https://t.co/GjhaX8yCYE

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BFs try for first Duos win... #callofduty #warzone #pcgaming #austin #twitchstreamer https://t.co/l4PKTp9jQs

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First Origami King playthrough! #papermario #nintendo #switch #austin #twitchstreamer #origamiking https://t.co/l4PKTp9jQs

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Hey! I guess they’re right: senior gamers, although slow and dangerous behind the monitor, can still serve a 10-kill game start.

#dontyougodyingonme #dumbanddumberredux #seniorgamer #snailsports #warzone… https://t.co/rlDYsoU7j4