readyreaderone🎶

i'm a professional chair-dancer that digs music and books. i service society by rocking. NO DMs unless you're a friend. #Earworm #NotMyPresident I block idiots.

[readyreaderone🎶 @readyreaderone1]

You elected a rapist, America. Nice fucking job.

[readyreaderone🎶 @readyreaderone1]

@SpeakerJohnson You’re a cruel and insensitive man who will be judged one day by God. I’m positive he’ll find you lacking.

[Acyn @Acyn]

A drone view showing a protest in Albania against a luxury resort development planned by a company linked to Jared Kushner

📸: REUTERS/Florion Goga

[readyreaderone🎶 @readyreaderone1]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Get fucked.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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penultimate = second-to-last in a series

antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series

preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series

propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

[readyreaderone🎶 @readyreaderone1]

@_KeepRockAlive_ The Hollies- Dear Eloise/King Midas In Reverse (Sundazed Cd reissue)

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hunter Biden is killing it out here 🤣💀

[readyreaderone🎶 @readyreaderone1]

@MeidasTouch Does Marco know?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@OrangeFreddyG @andersleehere Even I don’t think Hunter Biden is going to save us.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Angie Craig demolishes Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins: "Joe Biden is no longer the president. Mr. Trump is. Your party controls Congress. You own these numbers at this point. I'm sick of hearing you blame an administration from a year and half ago. You own every single bit of this."

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Green: *plays video of Mullin trying to grab his sign during SOTU* That is the DHS Secretary

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

😂😂😂

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 2: Lindsey Graham

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.