RTR

Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

I am no longer shackled by the fruit stand. I will not be returning to this account. Adios motherfuckers!

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

@probepolitely 10000000000% 😪

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

Back to a certain fellow admini not doing their fucking job properly... if at all. Now tensions are growing and giving feedback to said admini is basically impossible cause they just feign victim :))))))

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

Alienating collegues/teammates is a stupid move and if that's what your GB team is doing then they should bring up their gripes with, as you basically mentioned, people who can make a change... and that's not people in the same pay band 🫠

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

...GB isn't allowed to sit at my store, most of us are zoned for visuals and ops support, we're expected to resolve cx issues, repair their faith in Apple as well as their device plus sell AC+ standalone, get biz intros, refer for connected, pitch subscriptions and support PZ.

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

I feel like this entire thread is bred out of 0 knowledge of what working on the GB is actually like. You're on the outside looking in and think you've got it worse. Neither of us do. We have different scopes and role descriptions but we're all held responsible for cx experience.

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Hmm, it’s almost as if cutting hours, not backfilling positions when people leave, and asking the remaining staff to multitask/do one-to-many interactions is having a negative affect on the customer experience. I’m shocked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

Love morning downloads full of Kool Aid :)

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

땡! Not wanting kids means we're capable of CHOICE. Humans, though mammals, are not animalistic and go on pure instinct. You sound so stupid. I also think it's pretty shitty of you to say we're defected humans.

[Claire Elizabeth 🇻🇦 @ClaireLiz4Life]

HOT TAKE: Not wanting kids is weird and is a cultural or emotional defect. We were made for relationship and are literally biologically wired to have children. It's entirely unnatural to not want them.

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

@ClaireLiz4Life @EmotionsDoctor ...you literally said we have a cultural or emotional defect (aka something's wrong with us cause that's what defect means). You're backtracking. You explicity said, in your initial tweet, that if we don't want children there's something wrong with us.

[Idontmiss Appleretail @IAppleretail]

Apple Retail is the face of Apple. The face you can punch, slap and spit in with zero repercussion from management.

Fuck that place.

[Idontmiss Appleretail @IAppleretail]

At the fruit stand, the annual review process will focus on the one thing you can improve on and ignore the ten you are outstanding with.

[RFOhNo @RFOhNo]

I’m sorry (fuck you) but your order (that you placed 2 minutes ago) isn’t ready for pickup yet (how did you teleport here). It should be ready in 15-20 minutes (like 5) we’ll be happy (re:fuck you) to assist you then (id rather jump off the top of this mall)

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

...It was already like this where I live. PT has always been expected to have full availability on weekends.

[grDrama @DepotGenius]

So this whole being available on both weekend days for PT is some BS. I don’t think anyone asked for this change. Having 1 weekend days off was one of the reason that drew me to work there. Pretty sure the next round of Pulse is gonna be shit for the stores.

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Thinking of the customers that come in store ostensibly because they “need help” but in reality they’re lonely and want to talk to someone or at worst they’re horny and want to hit on employees. Now they can do it from the comfort of their home 🙃

[RTR @ReadyToReplace]

@FRSwoes It's gotta be soon cause I already got a warning last month for having 2 lates. Also had quite a few people get let go for various reasons already. I've only called out once in January and once in February so far.

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Customer: I don’t know what to do here. Forgive me, I’m not good with technology.

The prompt screen:

[texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros]

Most of Apple Support T1 seems to be contracted out, so here are some REALLY basic things:
- cannot swap watches in store
- position repair center to Beats, Watch, or AirPods
- CANNOT swap watches in store
- you take Apple ID issues
- CANNOT SWAP WATCHES IN STORE

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The Second Amendment was never intended to permit mass slaughter.