Lisa RTW

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@SarcasticSadOne @THE_shitface You guys are so great. One of the reasons I check in on Twitter even when I don’t have time 💕

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

I love you

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

follow me into the desert, as thirsty as you are

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

That’s serious bizness

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

Gave a homeless person CPR in their tent today. Pretty sure they were technically dead w/ their purple skin & fixed, blinkless eyes. They survived and for that I am selfishly thankful because my CPR wasn’t perfect and I would have had a hard time if they had not come back around

[🏴‍☠️ How YOU Doin 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber]

If you're driving in front of me, there's a 95% chance that I hate your fucking guts

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@THE_shitface Any or all?

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXrednation1]

Tweet like nobodies liking

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

Goin’ Against Your Mind

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@THE_shitface @coffeeandvinyl1 @miseryhighlight You could make millions on that book

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Women with tattoos will do that thing you like then kick you outta bed immediately after.

[Murder Mittens @Miss__Kitty__]

I need to become a renowned author so my reclusiveness and drinking is looked at as quirky

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@THE_shitface Oooh, do me! Do me!

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

Really can’t wait for this. It sustains my soul

[Murder City Devils @MurderCity]

Can’t wait to hang out next weekend. @StarTheaterPDX on 4th and @thecrocodile on the 5th. Info at https://t.co/KznxWt1DxR

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@MurderCity @StarTheaterPDX @thecrocodile So excited to be there!!

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

Is this an appropriate response when someone asks me why I’m single?

[Ms Evilroyslade™️ @msevilroyslade]

I like people but not enough to keep one as a pet.

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@clichedout But you’re so cute! How will I find you?

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@clichedout I’ve only come across 2 ‘in the wild’, both outside the US. A little different than the handfuls I’ve seen in funeral homes & churches. Have you ever touched a dead body??

[Lisa RTW @readytowander]

@THE_shitface I’ve thought about it, for sure