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Not today bio...

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Football twitter now:

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

A grown man broke down in tears after his girlfriend ended their relationship. As he cried, a group of women gathered around to console him and encourage him to stay strong. 😭

But why this guy go wear Manchester United jersey 😭

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

no worries! ayo actually has a video about this

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@fab_longman Bold of you to assume I will not be torrenting it😎

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Christopher Nolan would weep if he found out I’m planning to watch The Odyssey on a device that can also fit in my pocket next to a pack of gum

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[shy🎀 @mewfeuille]

I see people saying they have trouble finding new music almost every day, so here's a thread of my usual methods.

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@Logitech I love my MX Master 3S, but could you please fix the bug where the Forward button stops working when it's assigned to Mission Control? It works... until a browser is active, then it seems to enter its own Mission Control and decide it's no longer taking orders. 😅

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@FastbreakHoops5 😂😂😂 this feels like the spanish version of that Key & Peele sketch

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.

Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt.”

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App name ideas:
Missed again
Bro, really?
Fraud check

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I have an app idea: making an app that insults and verbally harass you whenever you miss a workout….

Ok, let me put it this way:

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Potential Features

AI roast coach
Escalating roast levels (Mild → Savage)
Streak-based insults
Leaderboards (“Most excuses this week”)
Excuse detector (“Traffic? Interesting. The gym is 4 minutes away.”)

[GorgeousDreamer @DrianneBelleza]

That friend who has no kids

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“Start Endrick upfront or run for your life”

Ancelotti:

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😂😂😂 funniest tweet of the competition

[Luffy @piratasFLA]

Endrick entra e faz o gol do título contra a França

Ancelotti:

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This Ancelotti vs Endrick saga is absolutely frying me 😭

Brazilians remain undefeated, not in the World Cup, but in the side quests surrounding it 😂😂😂

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Marcel @marcelkargul]

here's how we made these detailed dashboard icons 🔖

[Marcel @marcelkargul]

this is what world-class mobile app design looks like 😍