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[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop Awwweee, always a treat to see this little bundle of joy ❤️❤️❤️

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

also, babytop has been acclimating wonderfully. here’s him at disney world 😊

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

breaking my silence: i was a stung by a bee and have been in recovery every since. please stop asking about my face, it’s not polite.

xoxo,
FT❤️

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

i am pleased to announce that i have become a father. this is babytop #figgleloresaturdays

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

So happy to announce that my stepson @darealfiggletop is becoming a father! Welcome to the family, Babytop!

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

i didn’t drop that thun thun thun, that thun thun thun dropped me 🙁

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop I too have been personally victimized by that thun thun thun.

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop we're j chill like that ig😎

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

love my stepson @darealfiggletop. he really has that dog in him ☺️

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop omg hii figglebae !!!!!!!!!! :3

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop No. You will get jumped.

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

@darealfiggletop I will be going on strike today.