Mad Clatsop

"Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it, and man can only mar it." ~Theodore Roosevelt - "I love the uneducated"- Donald Trump #Resist Non-Govt

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@TuckerCarlson No, you're a hostile domestic embarrassment.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

How is it even possible someone pays this person to express thoughts? Just look at this mess. The COVID relief bill is just a taste of what to expect as the GOP decides if it wants to be Trump's cult some more, or go back to being warmongering trash....

Quite the dilemma Kim!

[Kimberley Strassel @KimStrassel]

The $1.9 trillion spending bill is only a taste of the progressive legislation that’s coming as united Democrats face a GOP opposition in intellectual disarray. https://t.co/5e0QHlrYOp via @WSJ

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Amazing that so many self-described Christians are shameless bullshitters. Bearers of false witness with every other breath. And these phony Christians also seem to be on a mission to avoid helping people in any possible way. These assholes are antithetical to true Christianity.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Final word on the $1.9 TRILLION Democrat “rescue” plan:

•There’s already $1 TRILLION available for COVID relief

•The only bipartisan aspect is the opposition

•The bill keeps schools closed and encourages unemployment

•The bill shovels tax money to special interests

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@alt_uscbp @RepMikeJohnson The modern GOP is based on a rock solid foundation of not understanding stuff.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Joe Walsh is a deadbeat dad. He also thinks children should be trained to use guns to prevent school shootings. Also, Joe thinks his right to own an AR-15 comes not from the US Constitution but from....God.

I don't think "think" means what Joe thinks it means. What a douchebag.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

I think people today get offended and outraged way too easily.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

I believe I have located the dumbest son-of-a-bitch on Twitter.

[Ubi Franklin Ofem @ubifranklin1]

Ladies, If you own a company and your husband is out of job would you step down from your position as the CEO for your husband to take over?

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Yes. And it was a business model. It's how a complete failure keeps failing upward.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Did Trump illegally inflate the value of his real estate holdings to close bank loans and then decrease the value of that same real estate in order to pay less in property taxes?

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

In a perfect world Major Biden bites Milo's penis. A boy can hope.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Watching Trump try to wrestle power away from McConnell & the old GOP is fantastic. Trump will never win another election, and in fact he may be in prison by 2024, but god damn do I love seeing @LindseyGrahamSC proved right. "If we nominate Trump we'll destroy the party."

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Imagine sitting down and tweeting this instead of doing, literally, anything else.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@EWErickson Yeah, it really sucks that nobody could mount an effective opposition to ... <checks notes> ...the COVID plan.

You fake Christians are hilariously disgusting people.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@laurenboebert Your have a rather extensive criminal record. Does Colorado have someone who graduated high school who can weigh on on this issue?

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

You can't really be THAT surprised. I mean, we started our own country because fuck the royal family.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Are you surprised to find out the royal family is filled with weirdos and racists?

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@Sparrowhawk237 Meghan

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The royal family has been a John Irving novel for about 200 years.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

The royal family didn't just become garbage.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Telling the royal family to piss up a rope is as American as it gets.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

Did he get fired for calling Melania Trump a "trophy wife" or did he get fired for telling women to try to be like Melania Trump? Seems to me advising your congregation's women to emulate a glorified mail-order bride is the grounds for dismissal.

[Mad Clatsop @realAltAltNPS]

@carronJphillips Were you under the impression Loyola isn't in Chicago? You know there are other Loyolas, right?