Analyza

I speak the hard truth but many have mistakenly labeled me as a controversial guy

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

🚨VACANCY

Female Sales Rep/Social Media Expert needed at Double Wears Clothing Stores.

* She must be computer literate and good with the usage of social media apps.
* She must reside in Surulere, Lagos or its environs.

Pay is N100,000 monthly.

Interested applicants should send their CV to [email protected].

[Naa Adoley 💫 @Finest_Gagirl]

Went face card for face card with my 50 year old mum and she won effortlessly 🤭🥹❤️ happy birthday mummy 🙏❤️

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

Dear kings,
You only know that you have moved on when

•You’re no longer waiting on her.
•You built options while she was gone.
•You’re choosing from the many, not begging.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

Dear kings,
You only know that you have moved on when

•You’re no longer waiting on her.
•You built options while she was gone.
•You’re choosing from the many, not begging.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@MindOfHeadking She left, tested the transfer market, didn’t get the offers she expected… now she wants a return but your roster is already stacked. 😂

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@MindOfHeadking She left, tested the transfer market, didn’t get the offers she expected… now she wants a return but your roster is already stacked. 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

What is deceiving most single men above 35, is the fact that they are seeing totos to fuck.

But is not foolery that, despite seeing plenty totos to fuck, you still are not courageous enough to find a wife?

Meanwhile, the toto wey you dey fuck, married men don fuck am too.

End.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@cecild84 Much respect to the two nations.
We have built a very strong and resilient relationship among ourselves.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@cecild84 Much respect to the two nations.
We have built a very strong and resilient relationship among ourselves.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You men that are above 35 & still single, will most likely marry bad wives.

Especially if your wives are in their 20s.

I am telling you now, because most of you are stupid.

And you think money will fetch you good wives.

You'll be miserable, & regret not marrying early.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Single men above 35 should go & marry.

I don't know what you're waiting for.

Continue fooling around.

I don't even know if you think that you're fucking more totos than married men.

They're raising their kids early, & still enjoying more than you think you're enjoying.

End.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@Lucia_uiu @detreasurejk @mobola_ade we cooking engagements and feasting on Elon’s pay out 😂😂..

Elon will be the one to serve our plates. Food is coming soon

[LUCIA @Lucia_uiu]

@realAnalyza @detreasurejk @mobola_ade What are we cooking please?

I'm actually hungry rn.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@MindOfHeadking I absolutely agree with you

Most women’s sexual history is:
•many boyfriends
•A many situationships/ besties/ shuga daddy’s
•With plenty of bad, awkward, or disappointing experiences.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@MindOfHeadking I absolutely agree with you

Most women’s sexual history is:
•many boyfriends
•A many situationships/ besties/ shuga daddy’s
•With plenty of bad, awkward, or disappointing experiences.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@Asante_nation Thousands of motorists were stranded for hours due to poor planning and lack of coordination with authorities. While religious gatherings are important, organizers cannot disregard public safety and convenience on a vital national route.

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@Wizarab10 This one na VAR catch am be that 😀😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Please, shut up!

[Analyza @realAnalyza]

@benlechi_ @_belikebaddy @IloriA6 @olusegunthomas2 @Viannywendu @WilliamsVrox @_99George @eighty9boys @realaminuumar @ambuikem @destocruz1 @InfluenceSensei done ✅

[Benlechi @benlechi_]

@realAnalyza @_belikebaddy @IloriA6 @olusegunthomas2 @Viannywendu @WilliamsVrox @_99George @eighty9boys @realaminuumar @ambuikem @destocruz1 @InfluenceSensei Fb