Notorious F.A.G.

existing contextually | mao zedong thot

[Notorious F.A.G. @realAnnDunham]

im not just polyamorous, i am omniamorous... i will not be satisfied until i am dating every last one of you

[marceline @whit_etail]

polyamory is trying to balance someone who wants to huff ur day old sweat and someone who wants you smelling like flowers whenever you're together

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

nobleman being dispatched to administer Candy Land; we have ruled by air and sea power, now we have to cultivate candy power

[csz @cszabla]

my favorite binface policy is “reverse brexit by inviting other european countries to join the united kingdom”

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[felicity 📖 @belladonnafeli]

Lesbian Baratheons be like ours is the yuri

[Prescient Slav @SkeptSlav]

Rhaenyra Targaryen's small council in King's Landing

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[JD✝️✡️☪️🕉☸️ @Nasaaeaoa]

If I was president my personal pet project would be expanding the line of succession. I want it so vast there is an apocalyptic scenario where the Mayor of Indianapolis becomes president

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I just hired a fox to watch my henhouse

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

y’all never ask this about vermithor 🙄 to be a woman is to perform

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Federal government writing treaties in the 1880s:

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

keir starmer has been exiled to essos where he has founded a mercenary company with eyes on one day taking back the throne

[Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong]

The king of the last empire on United States territory had eight wives, surrendered undefeated, then went on regular hunting trips with the president, and was an extra in several early Westerns.

[Colombe @Columba_1]

Clavicular in 2050

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Non-binary bond character:

“Mr. Bond my name is Pussy Perhaps”

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

“I’ve done exactly as you’ve instructed, my liege. The rise of the worms is at hand!”