Baylor Trump

Make Baylor Great Again!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

Great Again!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

What an impressive performance by @BShapen today! Many people are saying that BU has the top 2 QBs in the whole country after today's game.

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

So true! We must force @TexasFootball to pay their fair share, or get out!

[OMG @OsoMediaGroup]

SOOOOOOOOOO the University of Texas Football Team is now 4-7 on the year and cannot make a bowl game. But they will get a cut of bowl revenue from other, better programs that will. This #subsidization of a lesser program has to stop!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

At least most of the fans of @TexasFootball only bought the T Shirt and didn't actually get accepted there. Otherwise they would be crying even more than they already are!

[Big 12 Refs @Big12Refs]

No returns, all sales are final @SEC

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

I am officially calling for @SEC to take @TexasFootball off of our hands immediately and waive the waiting period. We cannot afford to have dead weight bringing down the rest of our beautiful conference in the polls any longer!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

I am sure the QB of @AggieFootball , @ZachCalzada , is a very nice young boy with a great future. But many opponents are laughing at him because his name sounds like a Taco Bell menu item.

[Brian Bassett @jbbmustang]

@reidonfootball @jasonkersey Coming from a fan of a school who supports Joe Mixon, this means alot.

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

When will the fake news report HONESTLY? They keep calling this an upset, but this was no upset. BU is better than OU, and everybody knew it!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

Don't worry @OU_Football, you won't have to play us anymore after you flee to the $EC. Now run home and cry to mommy!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

Little Lincoln Riley throwing a temper tantrum. He thinks that if he refuses to play the final second, he can avoid the loss. We love to see it folks!

[Mason Jones @mjones041]

Sounds like they could use an emotional support monkey.

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

For many years, people all over our great state have asked me why @TexasFootball always seems to be such an embarrassing failure despite very unfair money and rules advantages. Maybe it's because they do things like this!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Longhorns Coach Jeff Banks' Stripper Girlfriend's Emotional Support Monkey Allegedly Biting a Trick-or-Treater is the Story of Our Times https://t.co/TnC9Qj2LQm

[Tim Medin @TimMedin]

At no point did I know what the next word was going to be.
For any of it.

[T-REX @T_REX1991]

TOWEL MANUFACTURE STOCKS HAVE NOW PLUMMETED!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

Wonderful to see @TCUCoachP, who whined and complained about everything and famously, made a habit of attempting low blows (which always failed anyway), treated so beautifully by the fake news media after being fired!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

The $EC should really investigate the disgusting smell of the UT Campus before they allow @TexasFootball to take refuge in their conference full of losers. Something stinks!

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

Always good to get yet another win over @TexasFootball and their smelly T-Shirt Fans! It's no wonder they are fleeing to a far easier conference. Maybe they can finally finish above .500 after they flee?

[Baylor Trump @realBaylorTrump]

UTi @TexasFootball, who is running away to the pay for play conference because they are scared, just blew another lead. It would be embarrassing to keep losing like this but their fans are used to it by now!