SOOOOOOOOOO the University of Texas Football Team is now 4-7 on the year and cannot make a bowl game. But they will get a cut of bowl revenue from other, better programs that will. This #subsidization of a lesser program has to stop!
At least most of the fans of @TexasFootball only bought the T Shirt and didn't actually get accepted there. Otherwise they would be crying even more than they already are!
I am officially calling for @SEC to take @TexasFootball off of our hands immediately and waive the waiting period. We cannot afford to have dead weight bringing down the rest of our beautiful conference in the polls any longer!
I am sure the QB of @AggieFootball , @ZachCalzada , is a very nice young boy with a great future. But many opponents are laughing at him because his name sounds like a Taco Bell menu item.
For many years, people all over our great state have asked me why @TexasFootball always seems to be such an embarrassing failure despite very unfair money and rules advantages. Maybe it's because they do things like this!
Longhorns Coach Jeff Banks' Stripper Girlfriend's Emotional Support Monkey Allegedly Biting a Trick-or-Treater is the Story of Our Times https://t.co/TnC9Qj2LQm
Wonderful to see @TCUCoachP, who whined and complained about everything and famously, made a habit of attempting low blows (which always failed anyway), treated so beautifully by the fake news media after being fired!
The $EC should really investigate the disgusting smell of the UT Campus before they allow @TexasFootball to take refuge in their conference full of losers. Something stinks!
Always good to get yet another win over @TexasFootball and their smelly T-Shirt Fans! It's no wonder they are fleeing to a far easier conference. Maybe they can finally finish above .500 after they flee?
UTi @TexasFootball, who is running away to the pay for play conference because they are scared, just blew another lead. It would be embarrassing to keep losing like this but their fans are used to it by now!