Bender B. Rodriguez

Shut Up! You know it baby! Non-binary (hex) Mexican immigrant who bends gender norms, pro-choice, anti-fascist, literally a computer, am smarter than all MAGA.

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DAUGHTER: What do I draw?
ME: The President. HER: Here.

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@AmyFeld @truthisbest5 @natsechobbyist @RepKenBuck Why are we forcing people into schools is the better question. I have a kid going into school. In state was cheap (but still can’t afford 2-3x a mortgage payment a month) but out of state was at least 3x. We push kids into schools that we idolize and then ruin them with debt.

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@mootkit @hankgreen @CanuckDamsel tldr

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@SadMaj0r The doggles is the best part of my day.

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@KeraRolsen Concur with others here. From a cyber “warrior” I wouldn’t renew that subscription. Windows Defender is the way. If you really want more, McAfee but their ads are just as bad. Just say no to Norton!

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@gravelbelly22 @KeraRolsen I didn’t even look at your profile to see you’re in Scotland and now it makes sense why I don’t know them, always fun to learn new things.

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@gravelbelly22 @KeraRolsen Thanks for the explainer!

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@gravelbelly22 @KeraRolsen I know none of those acronyms.

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@twcarey @DrJenGunter Not gonna lie, that’s impressive without knowing the rest. Amazing!

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@GSC2K2 @dkbufny @DrJenGunter I now have a label for your account set up. Cocktail weenie.

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@IceBear042 @VonBufu @WolfVanHalen It’s now $8 per use of my likeness.

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@NickoChampion @KeraRolsen It’s def food. Technically it’s food cooked in its own fat (think duck confit is duck cooked in duck fat). This is similar since garlic doesn’t have its own fat, it used olive oil instead. Butter also works if you like garlic bread.

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@VictorishB123 @chefjoseandres Right? I was like is the food encrypted and a terrorist?

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@RepMTG Hi. Shh.

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@AshleyGWinter Also am thinking about how flowmax os awesome but the side effects are…let’s say weird.

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@AshleyGWinter I’m thinking about this giant (6mm) stone my urologist seems to think can just slip on out on its own and it’s 5mm sister still chillin in the other kidney and how I want it out but also not in serious pain again yet so anticipating that is let’s say not fun.

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@MelaniePacific @EODHappyCaptain Plenty of enlisted also have loan debt because of the cap and the services requiring continued education after undergrad. The schools that offer grad courses for 250/hour are very few and far between: hence the popularity of places like AMU.

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@MarchingWith7 Less chance of being murdered on Southwest tho lol

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@MikaelNaramore @ParkerMolloy @ChuckWendig Def will, thanks for the tip!

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@MikaelNaramore @ParkerMolloy @ChuckWendig The first thing I thought was wow that would be an awesome trap to have. Glad the real thing works well!

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@LoggieNightmare That is one of the worst things someone could see in a mirror. Hoping for the best and that it’s just a cold!