Butter Trump

Make American Toast Great Again

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Tonight,
@FLOTUS
and I tested positive for MOLDED-19. We will begin our freezing and thawing process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER! #TrumpCovid #ButterTrump2020 #coronavirus #penicillin

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

@IAmTheHeadMeat Popcorn is just corn that was captured and couldn't take the heat. I like foods that weren't captured, okay? Hate to tell you. #ButterTrump2020

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Butter Should be the base of the Food Pyramid. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion #ButterTrump2020 #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

...We should be standing up straight and tall, ideally with a cracker, or a hand on burger. There are other things you can protest, but not our Great American Cheese - NO KNEELING!

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

I am a big fan of Drew Cheese. I think he’s truly one of the greatest quarterwedges, but he should not have taken back his original stance on honoring our magnificent American Cheddar. OLD MELTY is to be revered, cherished, and eaten high...

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Really Big Juice Report. Great going Butter Trump (kidding but true)! #ButterTrump2020

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

YOU DON’T BURN CHEESES IN AMERICA! #ButterTrump2020 #MATGA

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

I am proud to have fought for and secured the LOWEST Ayibe American and Queso unemployment rates in history. Now I’m pushing for freezer reform to give Dairy Americans who have paid their debt to society a second chance. I will never stop fighting for ALL Americans! #ButterTrump

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Don't get spread too thin. #MyDailyBattleIn5Words #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain #ButterTrump2020

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

You forgot a letter. Sad! #MATGA #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain #ButterTrump2020

[🇺🇸 ERIC BOLLING 🇺🇸 @ericbolling]

#MAGA

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Wow, highest Poll Numbers in the history of the Refrigerator Party. That includes Honest Aged Limburger and Ronald Reggiano. There must be something wrong, please recheck that poll! #NationalCheesecakeDay #MondayMotivation #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Please understand, there are consequences when dairies cross our Border illegally, whether they have curds or not - and many are just using curds for their own sinister purposes. Congress must act on fixing the DUMBEST & WORST immigration laws anywhere in the world! Sad! Vote “B”

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

@rubenr2004 @KimKardashian @KimKardashian has a yuge... influence on domestic politics. #MATGA

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about freezer reform and packaging. #ButterTrump #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Mitch, get back to work and put Expire & Restock, Snacks Reform and a great Refrigeration Bill on my desk for signing. You can do it!

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

Only the Fake Nutella Media & Butter enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

#ButterBeer is a tremendous beverage. #HappyBirthdayHarryPotter You've never looked butter! https://t.co/OywDhnfz2p

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

#SignsYoureOutOfShape #ButterTrump2020 #MakeAmericanToastGreatAgain

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

@Alohababe2011 This is #FAKENEWS. A lot of people are saying that buttered hips are a tremendous way to get through doors, especially gold or marbled ones.

[Butter Trump @realButterTrump]

....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that partially hydrogenated oils would entail. Thank you