Captain Tim ✈️

Extraordinary flyboi based out of Chicago. That soothing voice of reason from 36,000 feet up. He/Him/Bruh

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@VicBergerIV @BBMTofficial That’s a creepy af graphic.

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@ABC7Chicago Omg @SBF_FTX caused Tom Brady’s divorce?! That son of a Bitcoin!

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@LoriLightfoot @KarenBassLA Why do you keep deleting this tweet? The DNC didn’t pay for cronies to praise you on it?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@LoriLightfoot @KarenBassLA Focus on your own city, you Ohio carpetbagger.

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@the_ironsheik Listen brother, sounds like you need some 24” pythons to make you show some respect!

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@nytimes This could be the beginning of the new party once Trump destroys rhe GOP in 2024. What should we call it?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@WGNNews But where will I watch nurses dancing while another pandemic surges?!

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@nytimes Adderall shortage after Trump announces his run for Presidency. 👌

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@nytimes Well that’s embarrassing. Is US Intelligence an oxymoron yet?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@Chicago_History You sure that isn’t Adam Sandler in the middle?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@ABC7Chicago Omg Garth Brooks is running for POTUS?!

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@aLexaR67 @JBPritzker Yeah it is, you’re right.

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@dmihalopoulos Trump did more for the Democratic party in Illinois than any Democrat did.

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@WGNNews Well @LoriLightfoot ?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@ABC7Chicago Man just came since I read this as Trump being on trial.

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@BlockClubCHI All she cared about was making sure bars stayed open so white people could get drunk!

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@_BarringtonII 1. People who don’t care about forcing somebody’s fetish on kids
2. Elon, Kanye, Cocaine Mitch
3. Should be Ye, but it’s sadly going to be Trump

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@RealCandaceO Ack no, he sucks. Why can’t you support somebody who actually had a chance to beat Biden?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@dmihalopoulos This is so tiresome. Can’t we just ignore Trump?

[Captain Tim ✈️ @realCaptainTim]

@4Carbide @elonmusk Lmfao, you were held back in 1st grade 🤣🤣🤣