the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband

This slender frame is made possible by Apple’s new M1 chip.

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

I cannot believe I am the most sought after guest at this exclusive party I not only just attended but created in my mind for 25 seconds

[actual asbestos victim @vntg_nepo_baby]

one thing about me is that i always have a tiny shard of glass in my foot

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

@xcxbase a second Kelly would be destroyed by Bethenny. Would love

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

this glee ass video

[harry styles feeds @harryfeeds]

IM SHAKING?????? HARRY STYLESSSSS

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

"The Boys are Back in Town" is meant to sound celebratory. But to those of us like myself who considered the boys our friends, it can hurt hearing it second-hand, like I'm the last one to find out

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Watching housewives order at dinner

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

focusing on what will make me happy in the long run, such as finally get my phone charger from downstairs

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

did william morris know he made all of these patterns for me to later scroll through rapidly and with a growing dissatisfaction

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

very random that when you're sick gatorade is good for you. I'll take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

finally starting the google doc that's going to completely change my life

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

The next time I have Doritos I’m going to make sure to enjoy the cheesy flavor as much as possible!

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

now what is jason bateman doing in this

[richard @richard_normal]

it is surprising. but watch this.

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

honey bring me my couch, it's documentary season

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

apologizing to my sister for getting mad within 24 hours of her giving birth

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

not the first long dream I've had about rummaging through my neighbor's house endlessly. maybe I should knock on their door

[the bar of soap…you might wanna help your husband @realCarolineCon]

how is it possible that john goodman is allowed to be in whatever the fuck he wants