The Nucleus

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

How many kids do you here these days complaining about how all they learned in school was that "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"? TOO MANY!! We'd feel the same if we had to learn about #CrookedMitochondria too!! #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman look at the whiteboard 😘

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman Whoops. #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman And you call us a dictator. Ironic. #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@LysosmesMayor No I find you acidic cause you can’t even spell your name right. 🧠? #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@LysosmesMayor Delete your account. #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@mightychondri14 I just threw up in my mouth a little

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@FoodVacuole17 *cough cough* you mean President? I don’t know what you’re running for but it ain’t what the rest of us are! #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@proteincreator Ummm last I checked didn’t we deliver your orders???? Who’s needs who again?? #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@apchloroplast17 Thanks for the material I needed it to sleep last night 😴😴😴 #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@mightychondri14 @ me hoe

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman you’re basically the friend that everyone uses but no one likes. Sucks to suck I guess. #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman Time to diet I guess 🤰#SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

The Cell Wall try’s to be better than the cell membrane, who has all cells in mind, unlike @realmurum, the Cell Wall! #jobstealer #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@realmurum Also you only have plants cells in mind soooo 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@realmurum Also you do know the whole point of the cell wall is to shelter, right? We wouldn’t our nuclear envelope if you were good at your job! #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@realmurum Wow just assume my gender like that. How sexist. #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman no wonder cells have an obesity crisis! It’s cause Saito Plasm is full of itself! #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@cytoplasmicman @ me hoe #SPHSOrganelleVote2017

[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

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[The Nucleus @realCellNucleus]

@realDonaldTrump hello, Donald Trump. We’ve decided to base our Organelle political campaign on the successful campaign you ran in 2016. Thank you for the inspiration!