Donald Triumph

72 / Male / Lawful Evil Oathbreaker Paladin / Nobody beats my Lay on Hands, absolutely the best ever, nobody can say otherwise

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

I am the absulte best Paladin ever. There's none like me. Join me as I recount tales from my always successful quests. #donaldtriumph #dnd #trump #oathbreakerpaladin #paladin #dungeonsanddragons

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

Don't listen to the fake gossip the Elves tell you. I actually don't have a badLay on Hands. It's the best Lay on Hands ever, I heal the most wounds and cure the most diseases with my Lay on Hands. #dnd #oathbreakerpaladin #donaldtrump #donaldtriumph #mfga

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

It’s high time the Elves learned to stop hiding the truth and say, that finally after two seasons, they have found absolutely NO collusion between Thay & Donald Triumph! #dnd #donaldtriumph #donaldtrump #dungeonsanddragons #mfga #makefaerungreatagain #thay #oathbreakerpaladin

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

These look like the tastiest set of dice to exist, the tastiest around, and nobody can say otherwise. I would roll the most Crits with these, nobody would roll more, I'd be the best. #dice #dnd #DungeonsandDragons #donaldtriumph #icecreamdice

[Ice Cream Dice @Ice_Cream_Dice]

The #icecreamdice #Kickstarter is live!
@Kickstarter https://t.co/EwKJ41nBDl

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made to benefit Faerun workers and Faerun families. We must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries. #mfga #dnd #donaldtriumph #dungeonsanddragons #donaldtrump #makefaerungreatagain

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

I have embraced crying mothers who have lost their children because our rogues put their personal agendas before the people. I have no patience for injustice, no tolerance for incompetence. Say no to thieves. #dnd #donaldtriumph #donaldtrump #dungeonsanddragons #rogues #mfga

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

Let me be the first to proudly introduce my new campaign. Make Faerun Great Again. We were once a great and proud land, filled with many people, we need to find that again. #dnd #donaldtriumph #dungeonsanddragons #trump #donaldtrump #faerun #mfga #makefaerungreatagain

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
#donaldtriumph #donaldtrump #middleclass #makefaerungreatagain #mfga #paladin #oathbreakerpaladin #breaktheclasses

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

“When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.” - Donald Triumph when asked how he would handle the invasion of Waterdeep by Xanathar. #dnd #donaldtriumph #dungeonsanddragons #paladin #trump #waterdeep #oathbreakerpaladin

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

It is time to remember that old wisdom of our Paladins: whether we are Orc or Elf or Human, we all bleed the same blood of Faerunians, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all pray to the same great Pantheon. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #trump #paladin #faerun #mfga

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

I have a great relationship with the Orcs. Nobody has a better relationship ship. We often have cookouts and they’re always invited. I love orc children. #dnd #donaldtriumph #dungeonsanddragons #trump #faerun #orclivesmatter #paladin #oathbreakerpaladin

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

“I have Triumphed over evil like nobody has seen before.” -Donald Triumph, on his trip through the Lands of the Dead #donaldtriumph #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #faerun #trump #paladin #oathbreakerpaladin

[Donald Triumph @realDTriumph]

Never listen to what the priests and temples say about me. It's always fake gossip and none of it is true. I'm the most popular Paladin ever. If you get good gossip, you can say anything. #dnd #donaldtriumph #paladin #oathbreakerpaladin