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KEEP #DEVOXX GREAT !!!

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@Stephan007 @Devoxx CHILL PEOPLE! There is hard work in progress on doubling the LEGAL VOTES!

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#DEVOXX IS #GREAT #AGAIN!

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#Devoxx 2020 is officially expired

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No more talks scheduled, this means Devoxx is over. There were some rumors of impeachment but it will never happen. Nobody knows more about #DEVOXX than me. And I can say that the #DEVOXX Team is doing an AMAZING job. #DEVOXX is still #GREAT.

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@ericlemerdy As promised there is only one sticker. Now you have annotations like SpringBootTest which apply the other. There is still some work in progress regarding the naming. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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The JDK guys would do anything, including adding a new keyword (record) only not to add Tuple type. #DEVOXX #KEEP #Java #GREAT

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How can you trust someone preaching security while they are breached by a timer. #DEVOXX

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Men's room have longer queues at conferences only because they can't organise. Right is for the fast line, left is for the slow line. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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Could we give names to Java LTS releases? Some suggestions: great wall, big hands. #AskArch #DEVOXX

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The head hurts so much. It can't be from the beer or conference food. Probably it is the jet lag. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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You know someone is a master of old-fashioned APIs by looking at his laptop. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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@koenusTweets @jameswilliams @Devoxx @redhatopen Not yet. First they have to put the correct message on it.

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The secret to quality software is to fire all the engineers and hire more managers. No code no bugs. Via @chethaase @romainguy #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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In room 8. Brought my own Stella and crab sandwich for @chethaase's presentation. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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Venkat on stage!!! No code smell even with his shoes off!!! #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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The best way to be carbon neutral is to make the food bad. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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GREAT news Java 13 is forward compatible with all existing libraries! There are NO new features! NO coroutines! NO quit for code! KEEP #DEVOXX #JAVA #GREAT

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TERRIFIC news! Next year #DEVOXX will further decrease the number of tickets in order to keep out the developers using s***hole languages. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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Pro tip: I would keep those drinks away if you want to catch Venkat in room 8. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT

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Devoxx Inauguration Day. Biggest crowd ever. Amazing people. #KEEP #DEVOXX #GREAT