Totally Real Donald History

I’m changing lives by telling you all of the tremendous history the FAKE history books don’t want to tell you.

[Totally Real Donald History @realDonHistory]

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[Totally Real Donald History @realDonHistory]

So this just happened in #survivetheinternet! #JPP4 https://t.co/GxhFilnd6x

[Totally Real Donald History @realDonHistory]

He doesn’t know me, but truth is that real bad guy Al Capone is soft. He would go down fast, crying all the way! #stepupCapone

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AWFUL Boudicca should have just stayed home and obeyed her LAWFUL and RIGHTFUL Roman slave masters. Goes to show that women should stay out of politics and watch their husband’s kids. Sad!

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Going over these old records of the Nuremberg trials show what a total WITCH HUNT the allies were on. NO COLLUSION between Hitler’s generals and these alleged camps!

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If my bone spurs weren’t acting up, I would have totally ran into the burning fires of Dresden to save all those innocent lives! Total disgrace by FAILING German police to not be as brave as I totally would be, perhaps, once this Big Mac is done. Pathetic!

[Totally Real Donald History @realDonHistory]

Sometimes I look out the window of my gold-plated limousine and wonder if we need another Spanish Inquistion (not as bad as everyone says!) at home? Maybe make it a special for next super bowl. Super bowl 2019: no more browns! MAGA

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I’m hearing from reliable, really reliable sources mind you, sources, that controversial ABRAHAM Lincoln may have been closet gay. I have my top African American Fredrick Douglas on the case to find out more. NOT GOOD! Miss me with that gay shit

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So tired of what arrogant, liberal elites have made of Mussolini’s name over the years. GOOD and PATRIOTIC man with a big heart for bringing LAW AND ORDER in his government! #iliketrainstoo #runontime

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Total 3 Elizabeth Cady Stanton’s work in the women’s suffragist movement gave women the right to vote, votes which ultimately harmed me a lot on Election Day. AWFUL! Waiting for congress to #repealandreplace19thamendment

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If the SCARED French Imperial Guard would have spent more time protecting their right flank and less time dodging grapeshot, Napoleon, who I used to know by the way, would NEVER have lost at Waterloo. I have never lost a battle! #getbacktothebasics #tinylegs

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Egg-head scientists love to talk about how great Alexander Fleming’s discovery of Penicillin was, but always fail to mention how it killed magical amulet and leeching industries. Were the million of saved lives really worth it?

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China made the mistake of not taking border issue seriously. Soft on it’s Great Wall let in Mongolians who brought in crime, and were rapists, despite some being good people. #makethegreatwallgreatagain

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What SHITHOLE Ireland doesn’t understand is that really good guy Oliver Cromwell was protecting his Protestant heritage when he killed them!

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AWFUL John Kennedy just goes to show how weak the Democrats are. I have never been shot in the face before. Total Disgrace!

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What most people don’t know about ZEALOUS and GOOD Christians conquering Jerusalem, is that actually there was violence on both sides when they put the city to the torch, both sides. Invading Crusaders were actually, probably, the real victims!

[Totally Real Donald History @realDonHistory]

“Marie Antoinette, total 9 by the way, DID NOT act so mean to peasants. Total LIE spread by FAKE printing press. Cake is tremendous and shows she is very nice”