realDonaldTrump.......not!

Not the 45th President of the United States of America. Follow me and I follow you. I need 88.7 million followers

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

@RileyinAlberta @StormyDaniels I HOPE NOT!!

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

@StormyDaniels A NIGHT WITH ME IS SCARIER!!

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

@JennaEllisEsq JUST KEEP SENDING ME $$$

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

@PatsKarvelas It was and by the sounds of it, still is, a racist country

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

WTF

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

In a single word, how do you think history will look back on Donald's disastrous presidency?

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

ME TOO! I GO FROM 88.7M TO 9!

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

DOES IT COME WITH A RED TIE?

[John Stewart @stewyrep]

If you need to escape from the office early on a Friday?

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

I PROMISE IT WILL BE A SHIT SHOW!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ༺🦋༻ @LepapillonBlu]

It’ll be funny if the stable genius has to represent himself!

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

HEY!...FAIRS FAIR.. WE KILLED 400,000 WITH COVID!

[Republicans @Republicans]

A ban on new oil and gas leasing on federal lands would kill nearly A MILLION jobs by 2022.

Pennsylvanians, Texans, Wisconsinites, and many other states who depend on the oil & gas industry are deeply affected by Pres. Biden’s radical policies.

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

STAND BY AND STAND DOWN..AND BEND OVER IN PRISON!

[The Hill @thehill]

Prosecutors announce conspiracy charges against Proud Boys over Capitol riot https://t.co/p1qb1aNXXa

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY WIFE!

[The Independent @Independent]

SNL skewers all of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s most bizarre conspiracy theories in just 90 seconds https://t.co/He59zSeBmu

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

HE KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT SCIENCE AS I DO!

[The Hill @thehill]

Suarez called for DeSantis to meet with him and hear from local leaders about measures he said were "backed by science" and could reduce the spread of COVID-19.
https://t.co/7ov1FDRu6P

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

I LOVE "HELP!"

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

Thanks to my long indoctrination efforts, my son’s becoming a big Beatles fan. While he’s correctly decided Paul has the best voice, he is STILL sticking with “Ringo is the best one.” It’s gotta be the name...

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

I'M AS SLIPPERY AS A FOX!

[The Hill @thehill]

"Impeaching a former official rests on a shaky precedent" (@TheHillOpinion) https://t.co/i7sgBOq0fI

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

I ALSO NEED 88.7 MILLION!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Let’s get 25,000 more followers tonight for the Democrat running against Lauren Boebert: @greggsmithCO3

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

GETTING SHOT WITH A NEEDLE IS BETTER THAN GETTING SHOT WITH A GUN!

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

We can do this.
Getting some momentum.
Best weekend day for vaccination yet in the US, 1.7 million
1.2 million 1st dose -> 23.9 million total
500,000 2nd dose -> 5 million total

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

I WANTED ONE BUT SHE COULD NOT SIGN WTF!!

[CNN @CNN]

The Biden administration will have an American Sign Language interpreter at every White House briefing, press secretary Jen Psaki said https://t.co/bqczNGSpzH

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

TED CRUZ REMINDS ME OF WORM TONGUE

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez criticizes Sen. Cruz after he tweeted that he agreed with her call for an investigation into the trading app Robinhood.

"You almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out,” Rep. Ocasio-Cortez said on Twitter. https://t.co/moeHPqF3DW

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

MY SUPPORTERS! DUMB AS ROCKS!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I would say this is peak stupidity, but I’m always surprised by how far up Mt. Ignoramus people are willing to climb. https://t.co/YFKuh9Kk7V

[realDonaldTrump.......not! @realDonTrump007]

@DarlaShine @GetMeRoss ASS COUGHING VIRUS!