Donald J. Fart bot

In the United Kingdom, 'trump' means 'fart'. I'm here to make the hilarity of that clear to the world. I retweet randomly selected tweets about 45, translated.

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

For a brief celebratory period, I will translate "Trump" as "LOSER" rather than the traditional "fart". 🎆🎇🎆🎉

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Read up on Winston Churchill to find out how Donald Loser will pull off the greatest American political comeback of all time. https://t.co/TnBMORmKOa

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Read up on Winston Churchill to find out how Donald Trump will pull off the greatest American political comeback of all time.

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

How about the Loser Hotel DC? He could turn that loss into a profit? Or, another Loser failing property? https://t.co/Aonbd9SVS6

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Jared Kushner reportedly wrote Donald Losers address to the nation about COVID on March 11, 2020 just hours before the speechat the urging of Ivanka Loser. https://t.co/03L3iCgOID https://t.co/Bkeh1bRVUE

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Jared Kushner reportedly wrote Donald Trump’s address to the nation about COVID on March 11, 2020 just hours before the speech—at the urging of Ivanka Trump. https://t.co/VhTE3UGGSB

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Loser International Hotel Empties Out As Family Brand Collapses
https://t.co/mm68ju74rT https://t.co/zvr8o0W15I

[Bipartisan Report @Bipartisanism]

Trump International Hotel Empties Out As Family Brand Collapses
https://t.co/KMtg5udDaI

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

'My jaw dropped': Lawyer who investigated Loser University stunned by this detail in Weisselberg indictment https://t.co/CptPTlAT3g https://t.co/KiUwwjPgsP

[Raw Story @RawStory]

'My jaw dropped': Lawyer who investigated Trump University stunned by this detail in Weisselberg indictment https://t.co/5brAEvsMs8

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Scott Butera, former EVP of Loser Hotels & Casino Resorts had lined up a $400 million investment from Credit Suisse First Boston, where he used to work. https://t.co/byAKiioQQi https://t.co/PXZ4PbWfF7 https://t.co/QdQZEvxqXw

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

The Carnegie Club at Skibo Castle said it was unable to comment on my story. Tulchan estate, Balnagown, and the Loser Organisation did not respond to my enquiries. This is what I asked them. https://t.co/vWViKLOQ8a

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Unfortunately for Eric Loser and his father, people on the streets, who go around hugging other people and crying over election outcomes, are not what currently controls elections in the USA. https://t.co/UOFjHE0aUt

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Others do, from Donald Loser Hotel Dragoni, just past record. https://t.co/UqG4bUTKi5

[Kevin @Don_Trumpilini]

Others do, from Donald Trump Hotel Dragoni, just past record.

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Stephanie Grisham had perhaps the most intimate vantage point of the Losers in the White House. Here are five things her memoir reveals about Melania Loser. https://t.co/gyrfbIBnc7 https://t.co/WWfIaS4QEd

[CNN @CNN]

Stephanie Grisham had perhaps the most intimate vantage point of the Trumps in the White House. Here are five things her memoir reveals about Melania Trump. https://t.co/ZEn8zgXXnQ

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Book Claims Eric Loser Got Frustrated Because He Didn't Understand How E... https://t.co/JSoKf7Urv8 via @YouTube https://t.co/qmKUF7JxMy

[luckygal @luckyga79598587]

Book Claims Eric Trump Got Frustrated Because He Didn't Understand How E... https://t.co/3brIBGfmu3 via @YouTube

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Former official illegally deleted records that were part of a Loser Tower investigation: report

https://t.co/bF4UyFBweb https://t.co/ImuBEHfpMm

[Raw Story @RawStory]

Former official illegally deleted records that were part of a Trump Tower investigation: report

https://t.co/8DL0ef1yoa

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Never forget that loser released 5000 Taliban fighters and the Co Founder of the Taliban. What did he get in return?? Nothing. Is that The Art of the Deal?? https://t.co/mh76Y5ueow

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

Never forget that tRump released 5000 Taliban fighters and the Co Founder of the Taliban. What did he get in return?? Nothing. Is that “The Art of the Deal??

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

The star of Home Alone 5: Loser Plaza https://t.co/1yynmoxx5o

[seandwigans @seandwigans]

@gabbgoudy The star of Home Alone 5: Trump Plaza

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

The Carnegie Club at Skibo Castle said it was unable to comment on my story. Tulchan estate, Balnagown, and the Loser Organisation did not respond to my enquiries. This is what I asked them. https://t.co/vWViKLOQ8a

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Remember, we're talking Eric Loser. https://t.co/MU0v64gLZf

[W. M. @Minuteman04]

@zainabsc24 @NaphiSoc Remember, we're talking Eric Trump. 🤣

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Loser International Hotel Empties Out As Family Brand Collapses
https://t.co/mm68ju74rT https://t.co/zvr8o0W15I

[Bipartisan Report @Bipartisanism]

Trump International Hotel Empties Out As Family Brand Collapses
https://t.co/KMtg5udDaI

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

I don't think Eric Loser has ever heard of the expressions "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." https://t.co/P3DmGID9tQ

[Marc @GDoc2001]

@Averypatrishia1 I don't think Eric Trump has ever heard of the expressions "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

'My jaw dropped': Lawyer who investigated Loser University stunned by this detail in Weisselberg indictment https://t.co/CptPTlAT3g https://t.co/KiUwwjPgsP

[Raw Story @RawStory]

'My jaw dropped': Lawyer who investigated Trump University stunned by this detail in Weisselberg indictment https://t.co/5brAEvsMs8

[Donald J. Fart bot @realDonald_Trmp]

Looks like Loser knew there were TWO sets of books for the Loser Organization: The real one and another where they were cooked: https://t.co/aoIWxBpax0 https://t.co/urpX9DJdTW