Egg Head

[Egg Head @realEgg_Head]

I don't know which one of you mentioned the nut celibate mystic but I will hate you forever

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@TricepBrah @juanbon333 how does one vote when there is no poll?

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@MikeTheMartian1 @ForzaV_ He'll never leave...he quits more often than he bathes.

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@yellyunicorn @BinMitre @BorrisSpassky @LeverCube she looks familiar...wonder if shes missing her front teeth

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@ForzaV_ @NiceChadDahc @yellyunicorn @Viking324 @leahmrb @TricepBrah @ViperVein666 OMG he's such a bore

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@TricepBrah any egg nog?

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@jeffm10000 @ViperVein666 @YouTube jfc @NiceChadDahc , what did you do??

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I don't know what it means, but I got a fan for christmas! Thanks @NiceChadDahc

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

Dog Gets Puppy Christmas Surprise!

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@Daz_351 @TricepBrah @BrianFromJersey what about that Vegemite crap? nasty!

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@yellyunicorn @Kleenareno @ElisaJordana @DougieBrah @NiceChadDahc @juanbon333 I have never interacted with juanbon in my life, why would he block me? Makes reading twitter very awkward.

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Hope everyone is enjoying the holiday. Baby's first Christmas and it's white! (i know, I celebrate Hanukkah but a white Hanukkah isn't a thing)🕎

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@CamHaines that's disgusting...and they have special exemptions to kill bald eagles. A blight I tell ya! Happy holidays Cam and Spocky!

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@TricepBrah Sadly it's the best of the bunch so far. Merry Christmas Eve Tricep!

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Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas to all! Due to popular demand of no one, here are my award season movie reviews:
Joker-5 eggs
Richard Jewell-4 eggs
1917-4 eggs
beautiful day in the neighborhood-3 eggs
Once upon a time in HW-1 egg
Parasite-0 eggs,fell asleep 3 nights in a row

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@robynmtl Happy Hanukkah!

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Pro makeup tip: winged eyeliner is meant to be thicker at the top corner of the eye and extend gracefully upward. it is not supposed to stick straight up to your eyebrows, that looks ridiculous

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@BioHazardSperm @NiceChadDahc @jlwn111 @JohnBoulton78 @ForzaV_ @DannyFromLA8 @leahmrb @yellyunicorn @TricepBrah @TorontoCount Chad now you are just being silly. You know that is not a real gun and she doesnt have it in her mouth.

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@DoubleDrats @ForzaV_ i'm not...but I was included in @LeafKingKAF 's thanksgiving tweets and that's what REALLY counts