Elim Garak

Just a simple tailor. #GaraksClothiers
Resident of #DeepSpaceNine

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

Tinker, tailor. Not a soldier, nor a spy.

Half off shirts on Fridays.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@JaredLeto @TheJeffBridges @DisneyStudios @GillianA Jared, don't listen to the critics and negative reviews. I've been a Tron fan my entire life. You did an exceptional job, and this was a phenomenal movie.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@realGulDukat I'd have to disagree, but to each their own.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

A Starfleet captain came in for a uniform adjustment and asked if I missed my 'exciting' past. I told him, "Captain, nothing is more thrilling than altering a garment for you. It’s all a game of precision and discretion. But don’t worry, I’ll keep your inseam classified." #DS9

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@realGulDukat Ah, dear Gul Dukat, always with the flair for dramatics. Might I suggest focusing on more pressing matters, like the ongoing fashion faux pas in your wardrobe? It's a galaxy-wide concern. #TailoringIntervention #TailorTruths

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@FPCGameSoftware @davidleavitt Opinions are not truths, that much is true.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

Someone asked if my shop on DS9 ever gets dull. I said, "Only when my scissors need sharpening." #TailorLife #DS9Daily

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@daavetv @realGulDukat While I don't dispute the fact that the Prophets do sometimes influence the good Captain's decisions, I believe they work to the betterment of the Alpha and Beta quadrant as a whole.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@MtlPhotog @davidleavitt I'm but a simple tailor. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@JuddA @davidleavitt Thank you! I might have to start offering these in my shop.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@FPCGameSoftware @davidleavitt Unfortunately, my dear, I must disagree.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@tobiassolem @davidleavitt I can assure you that my name is most definitely spelled Elim.

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@pinkprincessin1 @davidleavitt Plain and simple!

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@lufitoom @davidleavitt And I love you, dear friend!

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@davidleavitt How kind of you! I appreciate this more than I can put into words!

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@realGulDukat For*

My fingers don't work quite so well after I've pricked them countless times throughout the day

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

@realGulDukat Might I suggest supporting Captain Sisko's bid foe the presidency?

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

Today's challenge: convincing a Vulcan that fashion can be 'logical'. Live long and look fabulous, I say. #TailorWisdom #DS9Daily

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

Just had a Klingon in for a fitting. It’s always tricky to convince them that not every uniform needs battle damage for authenticity. #TailorStruggles #DS9Life

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

My shop will be closed for the rest of the day. Someone decided to let their pet Tribble out of their purse, and we've quarantined for Starfleet to remove the exponentially increasing offspring.

In unrelated news, 50% off fur coats until the end of next week!

[Elim Garak @realElimGarak]

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