Eric Stern

Public Figure.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

If you’re in a huge hurry and the grocery store parking lot is full and you park in a spot for veterans, is that considered Stolen Valor?

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

This is sort like a company but not exactly. It’s a company but at a higher level. It’s hard to explain. Next week we’ll discuss the Decoy Museum on the way to Baltimore.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

On the one hand I hate the guy who makes fish for breakfast in the office break room. But on the other hand I like working from home. #SalmonAndEggWhiteOmelete

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

When you have been watching tv for so long without moving that the TV pops up a message asking if you’re still there. #SaturdayGoals

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

@MikeFOX29 @AlexHolleyFOX29 Mike is this what you do on your vacation? 😜

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

People who spell their names Stephen want to be called Stephen, but people who spell it Steven also go as Steve.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

And what an awesome moment a few years ago on the 75th anniversary, standing in the Shoreham Hotel ballroom on top of this very pool surrounded by SEALs and OSS Veterans to celebrate the work of these amazing men!

[The OSS Society @osssociety]

One of the most momentous events in the history of special operations took place OTD 1942 when Jack Taylor of the OSS Maritime Unit, precursor to the Navy SEALs, tested the Lambertsen Amphibious Rebreathing Unit (LARU) in the pool of Washington’s @ShorehamHotel. https://t.co/BfYjjvdmVs

To learn more about Taylor and the OSS Maritime Unit, read “First SEALs: The Untold Story of the Forging of America’s Most Elite Unit” by Patrick K. O’Donnell. https://t.co/KATo2SIxuR

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

So apparently “IT: Welcome to Derry” is not about a rag tag IT Department working to support users in a sleepy little town.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

I don’t know how I feel about Carson Wentz playing against the Eagles today. Oh wait, yes I do. I don’t care. He sucks.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

Have some damn respect and tell me your availability using MY time zone. Ain’t nobody got time to do the math on CST. And wtf is Mountain. Sorry, busy.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

Geez. The Salvation Army will take anything these days.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

Anybody know who won the Phillies game last night?

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

It was only a matter of time.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

If we’re going to kick a group of people out our country I want it to be people who say heigth instead of height.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

The headlines today in Philadelphia: “Jason Kelce’s brother gets engaged. Go Eagles!”

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

He has set the NFL record for most frequent flyer miles.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

Some people are way too comfortable in public restrooms.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

@TwistWizardPilz She pepper sprayed me.

[Eric Stern @realEricStern]

This super cute woman just got up from her bench in the park and she has a small leaf on her ass. Do I tell her and thereby reveal I was checking out her ass, or just let her walk around that way. Or option 3: tweet about it. #MoralDilemma