Grant FlameThrower III

Rocket doctor.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Me too can. Me too.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Sounds like bullshit but apparently bomb threats are still a felony on April fools day.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Politics aside this is the cyber truck of trans people. We don’t know where the technology is going and we don’t know when we will all have one.

[siren crave @sirencrave]

hunter schafer in schiaparelli

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Absolutely beer mogged my in-laws at dinner last night.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I unclogged a toilet with a single plunge today and I’ve felt like the Dos Equis guy ever since.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

So glad Christmas music is off the radio so we can get back to that fuckin awesome Shaboozey song.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

It’s too bright outside to not wear sunglasses but also not bright enough to wear sunglasses so should I just kill myself?

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I had Panera bread yesterday and now I like Benson Boone….Should I try one?

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I actually like when women get a little chubby like this

[raz sauber - רז זאובר @raz_sauber_]

Caitlyn Jenner is having a glass of wine in a bomb shelter in Tel Aviv.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Just bought a new gun and I’m so excited to point it at my dad

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

They did something so gay they had to kill the witness

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Follow me on onlyfans to watch me attempt to listen to 100 women tell me about their day

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Sorry I’m so cranky right now but my nicotine flavor dosent vibe with the taste of the chemical I’m ingesting…

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I hate that Spotify recommends Taylor Swift just because I listen to Sabrina Carpenter. I’m gay not retarded.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

If I come to your house I’m getting completely naked to take a shit in your bathroom. I don’t like it either but these are the rules.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

If I opened a restaurant there would be a discount for people with Down syndrome. Kinda like what we do for old people but not like a kids eat free kinda deal.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I ate a whole bag of salami off a clip board today and I’m starting to think charcuterie boards are nothing without their presentation.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Quick pitch, it’s basically a zany sitcom but the husband and wife found love in holocaust and now he is always jabbing at her about how much weight she’s put on since they met.

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

I have the second worst headache In the world right now

[Grant FlameThrower III @realGRANT]

Anyone else ever take a shit so gross that you apologize to the toilet after?