Garrett M.

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

Texas Tech’s PR team really needs to learn when to just say nothing.

You paid $5M to a kid to win football games, you don’t want him to be ineligible and you abused a broken system to make it happen.

Just own it, and move on.

This disingenuous gaslighting just makes you seem like con artists.

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[Gina @FlorioGina]

Most of Mindy Kaling's early career was full of punchlines and witty comebacks about how she would never lose weight because she was content with her curves and disinterested in conforming to the unfair beauty standards. Now she says she achieved her drastic weight loss by "food moderation," hiking, and strength training. The fat celebs and influencers only hid behind the battle cry of body positivity in the past because they couldn't conform to the beauty standards. But now that Ozempic is here, they can and so they do. Good for her, she looks great. But let's not pretend this is due to hiking.

[Will Slagle @slagle_will]

Loyal Sons Forever True🌪️🌪️🌪️

[GLDN Golf @GLDNGolf]

🏌️‍♂️ MASTERS WEEK GIVEAWAY 🏌️‍♂️

Golf season is officially HERE, and we’re celebrating in a big way. GLDN Golf is giving away an Iowa State Golf Bag to one lucky winner!

HOW TO ENTER:
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⏰ Giveaway ends Saturday at 3pm central. Winner will be notified shortly after.

Good luck and happy Masters Week⛳️
#GLDNGolf #Giveaway #MastersWeek #GolfSeason #iowastate

[Fox News @FoxNews]

REPORTER: "Mr. President, are you going to go in for the uranium? Like how do you secure Iran --"

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Let's assume I was or I wasn't. Why would I ever answer that question?

"Oh, yeah, I'm going in. We're going in tomorrow at 3:00. How could you possibly ask a question like that and expect an answer?"

[Brent Metcalf @BHMetcalf]

@Big12Conference Champions!
@rocky_elam29 @BastidaYonger
#ChampPic

[Garrett M. @realGarrettM]

@AB84 Foster

[Garrett M. @realGarrettM]

Shooters shoot, man. @AsapPuka

[Puka Nacua @AsapPuka]

Love skydiving

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

@IlhanMN Invading a house of worship for a political protest is against federal law. If right wingers stormed a mosque we all know that you’d demand they be arrested, you disgraceful fucking fraud.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

LMAO! Kansas farmer trolls leftists yet again. 😂😭😂

This time he posts a video claiming his workers fled in fear for their safety. He says he is standing in the middle of a carrot field, on the brink of bankruptcy, with no one left to harvest the crop.

The problem?

He is actually standing in a dormant winter wheat field.

Dumb leftists who know nothing about farming and could not be bothered to do five minutes of research fell for it again, insisting he is about to lose the family farm because Trump and ICE scared off his illegal migrant labor.

Hook, line, and sinker.

[Garrett M. @realGarrettM]

@joesummers Unless it’s way higher of a grade. 😉

[Garrett M. @realGarrettM]

@joesummers Should run this against last years team just for fun

[Garrett M. @realGarrettM]

@carterpabst04 @CycloneFB Minus playing on the CW network lol

[Gavin Broscious @BrosciousGavin]

Lets get to work! 🌪️
@CycloneFB @CoachThornton61

[Iowa State Nation @IowaStateNation]

🚨 Tulane WR Omari Hayes commits to Iowa State.

[Iowa State Nation @IowaStateNation]

🚨 Auburn OL DeAndre Carter commits to Iowa State.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ELI MANNING’S TOLD MARSHAWN LYNCH NO CURSING WAS ALLOWED ON ESPN…

AND LYNCH IMMEDIATELY STARTED CURSING:

“SH*T. F*CK”

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

NEW: Arkansas State transfer QB Jaylen Raynor has committed to Iowa State, @Hayesfawcett3 reports🌪️

https://t.co/twx2zKBxOG

[Cyclone Fanatic @cyclonefanatic]

Iowa State lands Arkansas State quarterback Jaylen Raynor.