George (he/him)

cat dad, lame husband, higher ed “professional” // opinions are my own

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

A student emailed me anxious that I would revoke/decrease her scholarships due to her dropping calculus in her senior year. I normally don’t answer emails outside of work hours, but I needed to give her peace of mind ASAP.

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

The welcome to Wisconsin sign is such a warm hug everytime

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

My favorite Blackhawk is Jim Cornelison. End of tweet.

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

A 5 mile uber should NEVER be $70 before tip. In this essay…

[Hating Is A Sport @HatingIsASport]

brie larson confirmed had a wii u, she was in the trenches too. she's a real nintendo fan

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Dang my birthday now has a video game associated to it takes kinda sick ngl

[Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33]

Oh, would you look at the date

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Ampharos nation rise up.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

What’s Your Favorite? 💛

Lady Gaga, Trevor Noah, Jisoo, Charles Leclerc, Lamine Yamal, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, and Young Miko share their favorite Pokémon to kick off #Pokemon30!

Join the celebration: https://t.co/YRWJlOl1bF

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Is this chili’s telling me to lose some weight?

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

I can’t even escape the demographic cliff on my Twitter feed man my job never leaves me aloneee

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

There's an enormous crisis looming for US colleges.

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

O’Hare is the only airport i go to that you gotta taxi for 20+ min literally every time you land does anyone know why?? Is it just cuz it’s big?

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

This is why ice climbers will always be hype

[PrinceDemo @PrinceDemo_]

Genuinely uninstall the game

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Hate I’m at the point that both my parents annoy me rn. Why is adulting like this bro?

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

This is like how i went to Steak ‘n Shake yesterday for the meme and saw they accept bitcoin as payment??

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Pokemon concierge got a season 2 let’s GOOOOO

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

I lowkey believe Jennifer Garner when she talks about capital one

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Ness back throw kills almost anyone at ledge by 120 so I bait for that and I’m chilling.

But then i forget it isn’t common to have a kill throw option, and not everyone is comfy at ledge like he is.

[FireThePyro is running the PNW Ult Arcadian 2026 @FireThePyro]

Curious about something: Is there any part of Smash that you believe YOUR character stunted YOUR understanding of? Either because they "dealt with it for you" or they didn't use the thing in question

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

This is like seeing those early reports of a mysterious flu spreading across the US in early February 2020. The surreal feeling of knowing we're just a few weeks away from finding out exactly how bad things are out there.

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

Til the day I die @DePaulU is not getting a dollar in philanthropy cuz how does someone with a PhD mispronunciation the fucking name GEORGE MARTINEZ

Oh btw i graduated though :’)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

meanwhile in bowling

[George (he/him) @realGeorgeM]

It took over 4 years but i finally finished my masters degree… im not gonna get over this accomplishment for awhile.

All paid for and earned by yours truly. Damn. Feels good

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if i never saw a jubilee video again it would be too soon