Spray McMcson

Yelling about stuff since 1988.

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I know every power chord.

#guitar #chonky

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@RIStudentLoan Calling all students, WE'RE A STUDENT LOAN AUTHORITY. RESPECT MY AUTHORITY

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@RIStudentLoan You seem to profit an awful lot for a non-profit... Take a minute to see the world as it is 😉

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@RIStudentLoan Here at risla, we want all of your money! Give it!

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What is your favorite product? #Nickelodeon

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@SarahKSilverman excuse me.. Sarah Silverman AND @edbegleyjr ?!?! I must be dreaming

#StarTrek

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Great tip for building up your toolkit:

Buy a tool, lose it, buy another, find the first one months later.

#LifeProTip

[Spray McMcson @realHumanoid]

In a convenience store with a shirt that says Rhombus:

Cashier: Rhombus? What's that about?

Me: Oh it's an obscure reference to a strange cartoon

C: What's a rhombus?

Me: it's a shape, like in geometry.. I think it has two parallel sides

C: okay.. drive safe tonight..

#sus

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@mdcrrll https://t.co/i4IvfiEXOa

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@Spotify why you keep removing features for?

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Every time I'm hosting a video call, I say "you must be on mute", then when they unmute, mute them and say "you must be on mute"

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Remember when they stitched together home movies and said, "This is Saturday Night Live"?

#WhatsUpWithThat

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So... I ran out of peanuts, and I think I may be on danger..

#peanuts #BlueJays

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I don't think you're happy enough!

I'll teach ya to be happy!!

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!

Ready kids?!?

#happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy #happy #joy

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@21stCenturyDead 2 years ago I wrote note and put it in your backpack, it says "walrus shit walrus shit"

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I definitely forgot how traffic works.. are Fridays more, or less busy??

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#TropicalLaserBeam

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All around the country and coast

People always say, "what do you like most?"

I don't wanna brag, and I don't wanna boast

So I always tell them, that I like toast.

#toast #BobAndTom

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I just got a robocall...

Robot: Hello, can you hear me?
Me: No
Robot: Okay, goodbye

#robots

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Changed channels: https://t.co/PEW6sFbtOh

Does anyone remember "Driveshaft" in Lost with the hit "You All Everybody"? I'm convinced it was a repetition of the first part of "goodbye everybody, I've got to go" in Rhapsody

#YouAllEverybody #GoodbyeEverybody #lost #DriveShaft

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Currently playing on the brainwaves: https://t.co/LsirBLei1a

#Oobydoo