Jeff Simiyu

Tech | Most days an optimist

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@TheDukeofNBO @Mercynicky_ Nah...Congo has rare minerals... cobalt etc.

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@truehostcloud I need an EPP code for my domain. Your support has automated AI responses that keep sending a wrong code.

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@droid254 I still have an issue with the brand name. It sounds like "frog".

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@AlionyaRoseline Degree ya teaching ndo una floss nayo. You probably failed KCSE and has to settle for a bottom-tier degree course in a nondescript college.

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@therealnangeke @LiveLetLiveKe Intelligent in what way... she's not a good debater. She yaps a lot and doesn't listen when she's corrected. So doleful

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@nelmatt_2 @Benign_Overlord She probably scored a C or B in KCSE

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@HajiBahadh @TreasonousBabe Since your grandparents and parents were siblings, your I.Q is below room temperature. Insinuating that Bantus and nilotes originate in Congo forest is foolish.

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@sonwrld__ Classic FAFO.

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@beth_kasinga You tweet like a high school teen.

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@nanyorrai @sholard_mancity No they cannot. MNOs such as Safcom and Airtel are assigned limited blocks of numbers by CA. Each block has a max of 1M numbers eg 0721,0722. MNOs are required to replace inactive numbers within each assigned block.

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@mbithymbithy @moneyacademyKE @Kibet_bull Graffiti is an eyesore.

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@nixonokumu @kulanpost Somalis are outnumbered and outmatched in many ways by Kenyans yet they're always calling for war.

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@abdisaidi527 @kulanpost North eastern (Mandera, wajir, Garissa) should become an independent country or join Somalia. It offers no value to Kenya.

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@GaniTena @JulianiKenya Fortunately, image generation using AI tools is getting better. We won't need real models/actors in adverts.

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@K_drRein @Mamushkhaimuna @kishoka_ @Mwalaghelaghe @Phenom46333474 Huyu lazima ni mcoast. Wueh

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@nitrixsystems @moneyacademyKE @RodgersKipembe High voltage power systems must be licenced and regularly monitored to ensure they meet certain safety standards. Remember electricity by nature is hazardous.

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@mlunje_sheeso @KiprutToo In local politics, mastery of your native language gives you an added advantage.

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@kassim_obede @moneyacademyKE Forex is a legal business. Cops are targeting scammers who are cashing out hacked bank accounts on darkweb , FAFSA, US tax refunds, pensions, money laundering, etc. They get intel from their counterparts in Europe and US. It was just a matter of time.

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@Gustavo__254 Why should you lie about CIC shareholding. Co-op bank is the largest shareholder. Wacha upuuzi

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@Charliw15 @edgarobare @KhalifKairo Not really... some are excited kids in their 20s doing legit trading.