Joe

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

Muddy

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

My boys

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

The boys are back! 💯

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

!!!

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I think if I worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

@DannyMarang @tallmanonline Was just saying this

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

@CultureCrave @MTVNEWS Daddy

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

@CultureCrave @MTVNEWS Daddy

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Chris Evans 'would do anything' to be in a #StarWars film

"Even if I was just a stormtrooper, I'd be thrilled"

(via @MTVNEWS)

[Nooshin Sheidaei @Noosh_Sheidaei]

Since peanuts are shaped like chromosomes, here is a mitotic peanut cake. If we wait long enough there will be two cakes :)

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

“Damn these Instagram bots are so annoying”

*clicks on profile to see tiddies*

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

@wagonthatisblue It’s sure a Notre Damn shame.

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

Thanks uncle mike

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

Earthquake

[Joe @realJoeEwers]

@sarahhthorr and @thegrantclary for prom king and queen #sarahprom #promposal