Joecialism

This is where I share my half baked

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

If Sherlock Holmes stories were being written today then they'd revolve around him trying to uncover the mystery of what happened to Rizzle Kicks

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@Kwik_Fit @ContiUK @jeditod

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

Talking about communism while moving as though you're taking on Eminem at the end of 8 Mile is crazy

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🤡 Cardiff University Communists 🤡

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

When Pitbull gets too old or can't be bothered to continue making music, he should pass the mantle to another bald bloke who looks like him but without telling anyone, the Second Pitbull should do the same, then everyone will think that he simply rocked so hard that he's immortal

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@MrHudson I catch the paper boy, but things don't really change

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

hey man, i know you used to be the assistant treasurer of your university lib dem club, don't you think it's time you urge your followers (324 of the most politically engaged british people possible) to vote in the upcoming election? your words could really swing florida

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@DKSZN4 @SkySports Nope!

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@SkySports Can you actually put the Chelsea v Newcastle game on your website so that I can watch it on a laptop through the Sky Sports app?! It's infuriating that you don't let us actually watch the matches we pay for

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@SkyFootball Can you actually put the Chelsea v Newcastle game on your website so that I can watch it on a laptop through the Sky Sports app?! It's infuriating that you don't let us actually watch the matches we pay for

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@DerSkeptiker0 @SkySports They're utterly useless

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@SkySports Can watch the coverage leading up to the City match but not the actual match that's on now!

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

'I have been persecuted by the Conservative Party for being from the Midlands and I used to work in a restaurant' is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen someone try to base a political campaign around

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

I’m not embarrassed about where I’m from, about having to work, or about loving my country.

You shouldn’t be either.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Tory leadership candidate Kemi Badenoch has claimed she grew up middle class but ‘became working class’ as a 16 year old after getting a job at McDonalds

[@Independent]

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

'Jeremy Corbyn should just summon independent socialist women MPs out of nowhere by magic', says member of a party that elected a parliamentary group of 100% men in 2015

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

Patrons of Britain breathe collective sigh of relief

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says he will never go to the pub again if Keir Starmer goes ahead with the smoking ban in pub gardens

"It will kill off the traditional pub forever. For my own part, I simply would not go to the pub ever again if these restrictions are imposed"

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@Lordshamshamga2 @FarewellTories @PolitlcsUK @SurreyPolice PPCs are elected by party so it's obvious that he's a Tory, because he ran as the Tory candidate. Again, you don't know what you're talking about but you still chose to speak about it.

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@Lordshamshamga2 @FarewellTories @PolitlcsUK @SurreyPolice Imagine not even knowing that PCCs are party political offices but still trying to make a point about it

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

SpongeBob has such a good life. Make burgers, catch jellyfish, play with friend. I want that. I want that for me. And I would have no problem with disposing of him in order to get it

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

@mclj10 'Unfortunately, my attempt to make sure I still have a job after the general election has been unsuccessful'

[Joecialism @realJoeJT]

"It's a better game because both teams are playing a little bit"
-Gary Neville