John Ecks

I make stuff. I break stuff.
Word Warlock. Analytical Alchemist. Systems Deconstructionist.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

I never thought the day would come when my eyeballs would swell from staring at too many cartouches.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

@ianmiles I can tell they aren't 4" thick, but hopefully they used 703 or 705 OC so it should help somewhat with reflections and such.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

New York seems like it's dead set on killing me rather than letting me leave. Such a textbook abusive relationship.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

@ianmiles "espoused"

If AI robots are anything like Cthulhu, we're all fucked.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

I liked you better when you cursed at people for their excessive use of adverbs.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Here’s the takeaway, simply put: Trump asked the Russians to help him get elected. They did. Now he owes them.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

If I come upon a troll, I might pay the bridge tax, but I lace my doubloons in poison.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

And this is why you will never find me being a part of a record label or any of the scumbag 3rd parties they deal with, including the "artists."

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Live Nation has acknowledged that it, at times, has facilitated the transfer of concert tickets directly into the hands of resellers at the request of certain artists. https://t.co/V9QySJlQbt

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

Live action Fraggle Rock musical, in Spanish, with an all-albino cast.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

You are a Hollywood studio exec. Name a project you would have greenlighted before 'Cats' GO

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

I survived it.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

@ianmiles This is the music playing in Hell's bodegas.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

Today was going splendidly, so the universe decided—in its typical fashion—to knock the power out.

If nothing else, it gave my eyeballs a chance to breathe.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

Who knew Aesop looked like Howard Beale in a flasher's toga?

Someone should've told this dude, "Thou shalt never wear a toga with boots."

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

@ianmiles @cegman04 Also, a fairly good poet.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

All of your favorite poets are pretentious hacks who feigned profundity by poorly splicing together sentence fragments.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

"I bet you can't make a guitar sound like rockets and bombs."

Hendrix: "Hold my tabs."

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Jimi Hendrix
The Star Spangled Banner
Live at Woodstock 1969

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

You show me a rice paddy and I'll show you a piece of art.

https://t.co/Todg3eCdVC

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

.@tedwheeler, have you considered that ordering law enforcement to ignore people's rights while they are assaulted by violent mobs is a violation of their constitutional rights?

"No taxation without representation."

You should all be in jail.

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

One of the positives to come out of this horror show, is that you get to see people's true colors based on their reaction to a journalist being assaulted.

I guess some people think unjustified attempted murder is hilarious. 🤔

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

AntiFa militants robbed and assaulted journalist Andy Ngo during a livestreamed demonstration in downtown Portland on Saturday.

My latest for @HumanEvents.

https://t.co/709YfSPKTJ

[John Ecks @realJohnEcks]

Welcome to 2019.

I hope Andy recovers soon.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

A number of people have messaged me because they're having their positions threatened by high-profile Antifa supporters in various industries (entertainment, video games, journalism, academia) because they declared their support for Andy Ngo and dared to challenge the narrative.