Landon Bishop

JCHS class of 2016 ⛏MST⛏

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA 2024: I’m voting for Trump because gas prices are too high and he won’t start any more wars.

MAGA 2026 when Trump starts a war with Iran and we get $5 gas and $6 Diesel:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Treasonous Obama gave Iran $400 Million in Cash

MAGA: When Trump gives Iran $20 BILLION

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I’m trying to understand Republicans’ latest interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. You can now be executed by federal agents if you possess a firearm? Even after you are disarmed? I’m just trying to keep your position straight on this “shall not be infringed” stuff.

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@EugeneKocherga @MoreOrLessAMess @Larawithabird You can't "Just move to a different country" just like in the US you have to go through a process that in most countries requires you to be an ancestor. Plus you have to move to another county which will cost a ton of money most Americans don't have. What a piss poor take

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@SixPieceNobody @ItsDirtyDan_ @MoreOrLessAMess @Larawithabird There are riots and protesting in our streets. We're 20x bigger than france with almost 300,000,000 more citizens and when protest happen nationwide they fall of deaf MAGA ears. There is nothing short of an armed revolution that will make any difference. I dont see you lining up

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@Larawithabird @edge_story People are doing this? Would you rather an armed revolution? I don't see YOU lining up with your revolutionary battalion in DC right now

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If our only option is “obey the nameless masked men or die,” we do not live in a free country

[Feisty is proud to be a Democrat! @FeistyLibLady]

Americans can always count on Eric Swalwell to speak the truth about Trump.

"He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?"

Swalwell is 100% right again.
#DemsUnited

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@Hortysir Why would they come here just for ICE to scoop them up and send them to a camp for being the wrong color?

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Two months ago, Rand Paul blew up Trump’s Venezuela false flag:

“There’s no fentanyl made in Venezuela. None. Zero. These boats would have to refuel 20 times to reach Miami. And we don’t just summarily execute people.”

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@Rahll

[Peeps @PeepsYGO]

This is my favorite genre of post:

“Hi my name is John Capitalist Regulationsarebad. Recently I’ve noticed everything in Europe is better, healthier, and I’m happier being here. However, they have more wealth distribution and a social safety net. Can someone explain this to me?”

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@WallStreetMav Only uneducated people think that college is indoctronating the youth. You've never been to college so you have to make up scary stories about liberal indoctrination to justify it.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Headlines in 2014 vs. headlines in 2025...

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@maryroseindiana @SpeakerJohnson An evil man

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@ShitpostRock You politics have been represented in games for a long time. Ever heard of Wolfenstein?

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@LeadingReport The people would rather the government was shut down than let him run it into the ground maybe that's why

[Landon Bishop @realLandonbee]

@StephenM