Lee

Father|husband|Surbiton HC goalkeeper |curry muncher|QPR nut

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@MikeTyson Please for the sake of boxing, send this clown night night.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@JoltVisceral @fesshole How many bricks could you fit in her snooch?

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@sid_lambert We really did play beautiful football under Gerry Francis.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@NickBandurak23 @SHCSparticans will give you a trial.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

Well it's not coming to Rome #EURO2024

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@tylerduran21 @REDSEASHAWTY The best advert of all time

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@RobertZamora25 thank you and happy "you day"
10 years today🍾

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole Welsh sport fans please adopt this. "boom boom boom, everybody say Wales"

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole Not as friendly as her husband

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole Never heard of a brake pedal.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole They don't care

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole No one has ever just stopped mid shag.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole These fesses have been shit recently, I thought they were going to say "I've shoved the TV remote up my arse"

[Surbiton Hockey Club @SurbitonHC]

𝗦𝗛𝗖: 𝟭𝟱𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀!

We're excited for our big launch event next Saturday 10th February, including:
🏑 Surbiton M1 vs @SouthgateHC (free entry for all)
🍻 Happy Hour drinks deals
😋 Kids candy floss

Join us for what promises to be an epic day at Sugden Road!

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole Gottle joh

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole She has

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@fesshole Tell him or just get in before him with a phrase you do like.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@T_Deeney your spider sense ain't tingling, sorry man couldn't resist.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@rickygervais Yes but it makes other people appear slim and beautiful.

[Lee @realLeeCreaser]

@lordtiddington @fesshole Fun fact Lasagna is an anagram of Anal gas