Mike Spyers

Just trying to keep my gas tank filled

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@bdmy @Cam_Jourdan Are you perfect? Didn’t think so. Shut the fuck up and move on.

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@jg2394044 @Cam_Jourdan Oh noooo he damaged a locker room. Let’s hate him forever. As if none of you have ever done something in your life that your regret. Bunch of judgemental people who just love to spread hate. Can’t stand it.

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@Silentonee999 @AlexCaruso In his lab…duh. What you don’t know is his lab is made up, and he doesn’t care if he wins or loses lol.

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@KillaKreww Did someone inform her it was literally a roast lol

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@VinnysCorner1 David Freese

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@mayerander It’s Friday. People have these things called jobs.

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@espn @FOXSports @NFL You should take a look at this. I hope Corey gets the attention and recognition he deserves for overcoming so many of life’s most difficult challenges.

If you see this, I urge you to share it, and spread it like wildfire.

https://t.co/zf3knTASXq

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@espn @FOXSports @NFL You should take a look at this. I hope Corey gets the attention and recognition he deserves for overcoming so many of life’s most difficult challenges.

If you see this, I urge you to share it, and spread it like wildfire.

https://t.co/zf3knTASXq

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@HeelsYes Stay classy? For a moment he’s worked his whole life for, to come up short? When was the last time you even felt that kind of emotion you keyboard warrior?

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Let’s go @GaryWoodland!! Bring it home this weekend. The world is pulling for you! @PGATOUR #Golf #PGA

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@CollinRugg For some, it’s more than just land. It’s memories made over lifetimes. You can’t put a price on that. And for those that do, you’re probably hurting on the inside.

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@HeadFirst_Pod That pitcher needs his ass beat once or twice

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@DJ_jaybird215 @HustleBitch_ You underestimate my ability to eat $70 worth of hot dogs in a year.

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@ThisIz_Drock @JomboyMedia And that’s why you probably work at Pizza Hut

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@Fortnite Please take out the zombies in OG. Dumbest add ever

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@AngelMD1103 No safety glasses is bold. Enjoy the pink eye

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@AmeliaAmor001 @tonystatovci Pretty simple…assign overhead compartments to seat numbers

[Mike Spyers @realMikeSpyers]

@eightsleep First thing someone very wise told me: Never believe anyone claiming their product is “Clinically Proven.”

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@kurt13warner @GeeThree Both teams have to play in it. Fair game. Adapt or die! Should’ve had better game plans to be more aggressive when the weather was better.

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@Realrclark25 You’re a sad person.