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Those who troll are ontologically evil

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There is no way a 65-year-old has a low enough time preference to be allowed to vote

[orph @orphcorp]

"the models finally show 100% alignment"

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@funplings @growing_daniel Because they have a dog

[John⛵️🥥 @Jbn3ex]

This exact scenario kills 45 people a year in India

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The family in question:

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You should never empathize with people on the internet because the people on the internet are not real.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

They’re so defeated and demoralized they don’t even know what to say. They’re trying to play it off by leaning into it which just makes them look even more sad and pathetic.

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@punished_casa The left is somehow the creative side of the political spectrum that can’t even make a compelling meme.

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MAGA by chuds for chuds

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Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:

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@GeneJenk_camp @theRWMillennial @meatheadmusings MAGA is DONE BECAUSE this MEME pointed out all the HYPOCRISY

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“It’s not a war, we’re just bombing Iran”
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Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:

[john @AfterTheReset]

@feraljokes people celebrating a killing because they've misread a job title would probably also celebrate if the title were accurate.

$160k–$280k a year is no different than warren buffet to the vast majority of you retarded leeches.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Palmer Luckey Patriotism.

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You never see white guys fussed that people can’t pronounce their name

[Tim Hua 🇺🇦 @Tim_Hua_]

Never underestimate the power of faith.

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Answering this makes you gay

[RacePope🇺🇸⚙️🦅⚡️🏭 @RacePopeIII]

Behold! The one true path to Socialism!

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@captive_dreamer Make simpism is the only thing keeping them afloat.

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@curtis_yarvin Yes the flock hate is overrated but it is also a relatively low cost political winner.

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Its too little too late

[Benjamin REG No. 411002 @BenjaminRegNo]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

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Pickled okra might be my favorite pickled vegetable