Robbie Straw Berry

I dress fancy. Like with ties and stuff. #Brexit

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

Proud to call myself a wiener 🏆🥇 https://t.co/xTn9ReiHFu

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

“The right is vicious and stupid- that is why it wins” Me the Observer https://t.co/MydO3LgBRQ

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

The toast of the town has arrived 🍸👌🏻 https://t.co/xmzQmlnDAo

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

I'm still unqualified, not sure how I snuck through their process #blessed https://t.co/OTYt0So9w8

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

I was standing looking into the eyes of a very handsome man – then I realized I was looking at myself in the mirror. #MidnightThoughts

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@tgvashworth shake weights mate

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@gillianmchin you mean you used to...

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

Last day at Twitter. SAD! #LoveWhereYouWillWork #MakeGoogleGreatAgain #ChickenFeetEveryDay

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@eddiejaoude @tweetanor @elena_sinel @LCarvalhoSe @ememrusanga and I wasn't invited. 😵

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

Not sure doing cocaine is the answer Nigel. https://t.co/MxRefkUFhm

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Britain should crack on with a UK/US trade deal. What can they do, kick us out?

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

I enjoy selfies of guys without a shirt on. #MamboItaliano https://t.co/BG9esx7FMO

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

Obviously I'm looking a bit pasty these days. Hopefully I'll find some sun as I migrate south. #MamboItaliano https://t.co/qSkA6jBkJL

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

A life committed to farts means you are always nagged by the smell. 😷 https://t.co/0pweIjfB4n

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

You're welcome. https://t.co/ynxq1trm4B

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
And I'm too sexy for this tweet https://t.co/YvJtGVKkAm

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@tgvashworth when is your last day? Need to get ready to celebrate.

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

I pretend I know about music, but secretly listen to Lady Gaga before bedtime. #PopopoPokerFace 💃🏻

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

Can you imagine how badass it would have been for @realDonaldTrump to pick @Schwarzenegger for secretary of defense? Get to the chopper!!

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@filipam @sananotsanna I doubt a cat has foam.

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

@RobJamesBerry indeed we are creeps. #RobLife

[Robbie Straw Berry @realRobBerry]

When they ask: "Who has any hope left? Please raise your hand."