Ronald Rumpt

My name is not Donald, it is Ronald. But if it were Donald, that would be ok because it’s a magnificent name (the best name of course). ***SATIRICAL ACCOUNT***

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@LangmanVince You might be gay…

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@AnthonySabatini Fuck you

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@AnthonySabatini Fuck you

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@AnthonySabatini Fuck you

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@AnthonySabatini Fuck you

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@EastEndJoe 69? Do you really think Donald reciprocates in sex? 🤣

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@elonmusk I’d love of you to become President of Mars Elmo… so kindly fuck off this planet.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@cb_doge @elonmusk The AI spelt DOGE with a zero…

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@elonmusk Herman Goering did the exact same thing hunting communists from the government and Germany turned out fine.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@DC_Draino @elonmusk No one elected Herman Goering or Joseph Goebbels.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@elonmusk If civilisation lasts long enough?

Trump = Hitler
Musk = Goering
Fox News = Goebbels

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@ChasFamilyMan @mayemusk @ToscaMusk @PassionFlix Wait till you see my pee pee tape with those lovely Russian lady girls. It will knock your family man socks off.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@mayemusk @ToscaMusk @PassionFlix Hitler had a mum too… 👀

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@MinihahaNew @TheGeneral_0 @BernieSanders As opposed to to me to who is the first U.S. President who refused to put my hand on the bible… (I’m not allowed to touch Melanie)

Pretty sure I’m Satan’s fuck buddy when I get down there, after all I’ve been practicing my jerking two cocks manoeuvre every time YMCA plays.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@Madhatter318 @conservfam7 @POTUS Are you saying that the pardon for Richard Nixon was invalid since he hadn’t been charged?

In that case I’m going to run my fat arse so fast so no one can ever catch up to me to serve an arrest warrant. I’ll even leave my silent deadly gas behind me as a deterrent.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@berningman16 @POTUS You for the wrong old man photo and my name is spelt T.R.U.M.P. I could do a dance like YMCA to spell my name but the only dance move I know is how to jerk two cocks at the same time.

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@TanausuX @POTUS46Archive Sorry, my fault! I was double deep frying my fries in Diet Coke and left the frying machine on. Didn’t pay too much attention from my training at McDonalds… can’t blame me, it was my first day.

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@desertlife88 @POTUS46Archive Umm… sorry you got something wrong. That isn’t me in the photo.

There I fixed it. Heil me! 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Ronald Rumpt @realRonaldRumpt]

@TheGeneral_0 @BernieSanders At least he’s done more honest days work than you ever will. Satan will welcome you with open arms!

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@BernieSanders If this isn’t the biggest Bernie burn seeing there are 4 men in this picture. Which one is he leaving out and only calling them a millionaire… 👀