Roto Donald Trump

45th President of the United States & the GREATEST #fantasyfootball player EVER. #MFFGA #MAGA! 🇺🇸🇷🇺 A parody account, OBVIOUSLY.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Never! RotObama is a total Fraud. Also, unemployment went up, but we can blame the black guy for that one!

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Somehow, they’ll try to give Obama credit—> Payrolls surge by 304,000, smashing estimates despite govt shutdown #WinningforAmerica https://t.co/FXx7Z85xDX

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@IngrahamAngle @CoryBooker Good question! Not like I’m working on any of that. But I’m glad you spend your life entertaining the likes of ME! God bless you, Laura.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@WalshFreedom @TuckerCarlson I used to believe in freedom too. 😢😭 only you speak the truth, former congressman Joe Walsh.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@realDonaldTrump I love you/me

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@realDonaldTrump Or 17th, but that’s still better than Singapore. SO MUCH WINNING!! https://t.co/B7zSCae8vV

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

What the hell is going on with Global Whaming?

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@WalshFreedom Slow Joe: Guns that kill people are awesome.
Also Slow Joe: God and babies rule!

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

What a shame. A Fine man and that party was really Great. @megynkelly was a very convincing Aunt Jemima.

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Florida Secretary of State appointed by @GovRonDeSantis resigns after pics emerge of him in blackface, a New Orleans Saints bandanna, and shirt that says "Katrina Victim" because Florida: https://t.co/BpYUjuc4Qs

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Lost a bet with @KellyannePolls so Must now do #10YearChallenge. As you can see, I age very well and always pick the Winners. SO MUCH WINNING.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Thanks James! I do believe my Offer of Darren Sproles for Patrick Mahomes was VERY fair.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Had nothing to do with Shutdown, it was just the regular Monday menu.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Just left a meeting with Chuck Pagano and Nancy Sinatra, a total waste of time.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Yeah, you’re a fucking dumb piece of shit. #maga

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Do you think it’s just luck that gas prices are so low, and falling? Low gas prices are like another #FanDuel NFL Spike $5 entry fee every week!

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

BREAKING: Browns tried to release Josh Gordon, but accidentally filed paperwork signing him to a 5-year, $94 million extension.

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Wow, FAKE NEWS! You mean Devante PARKER. It figures, given their history with the FAILING NEW YORK TIMES!

[5th Down Fantasy @5thDownFantasy]

Dolphins rookie tight end Mike Gesicki should have a huge role in his rookie season, especially with receiver DeVante Adams injured. https://t.co/mdaxXM540X

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Paul Manafort, GREAT GUY, will miss him in our league this year. Michael Cohen, we won’t miss, he treated me so unfair, just like that DOG Amarosa. Anyway, have now have 3 spots open in the USFFL, and the draft order, we want to LOCK IT UP soon. #mffga #MAGA

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Our League was built on Dues, and Dues are now leading us to great new Pay Outs - as opposed to the horrible and unfair League Rules I inherited as your Commissioner. Deadbeat LOSER owners should not be allowed to come in and steal the wealth of our great U.S.F.F.L. No longer!

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

Great #MockDraft at the @WhiteHouse today!

[Roto Donald Trump @realRotoTrump]

When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a spot your league, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by Commisioner Kelly for quickly kicking that dog out!