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definitely not not a superhero.

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Superhero Saves Vegan from Eating Burger With Trace Amounts of Meat https://t.co/fNTFiB047S

[Sardonic @realSardonic]

picking up so much trash. #soexhausted #45minutesworth

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#NoTofu4U

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burger detained.

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business selling vegan burger with trace amounts of meat. #onmyway #tosavetheday #maydaysea

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cat saved. #seamayday

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saved. #notnotasuperhero

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brb saving kitten from a tree. #maydaysea

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trump's looking a little bloated today #seamayday

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thats not the real batman! #seamayday

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almost that time fellas. grabbin a vegan gyro and headin out #MayDaySeattle

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Seattle 5th-graders protest cancellation of traditional field trip

https://t.co/bvnyJatcTI

#SeattleNews

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Weather forecasting - Seattle slated to have hotter summer in 2016, but colder winter.

#SeattleWeather || #SeattleWashington

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Study shows "You need to make $72K to live comfortably in Seattle"

Agree? Disagree?

#SeattleWages || #SeattleLiving

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Computer glitch delivers highway toll shock to thousands of motorists

https://t.co/BZGu3fSYoq

#SeattleWA | #SeaTac

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State to spray over Tacoma, Seattle to kill gypsy moths

https://t.co/eq3KpNR41Z

#Seattle || #Tacoma